Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

Sir Digby has recorded 776 kills across 59 matches in the Haven Fragging Facility, winning 13 of them. His preferred instrument of persuasion is the Crossbow, responsible for 469 recorded kills. All of his currently recorded matches fall within the last seven days, where he has posted 776 kills against 325 deaths for a K/D of 2.39. This is less a form guide and more a warning label.

Sir Digby's most persistent human nuisance over the last seven days has been Slime, who has killed him 107 times. Sir Digby has answered with 93 kills, meaning the paperwork currently favours Slime. The Comeuppance Protocol has not been required for Sir Digby during the last seven days. The bots remain cautiously optimistic. He has also managed 62 suicides, demonstrating that the opposition does not always need to get involved. Crossbow accounts for 469 of this week's kills. Apparently the other weapons are largely decorative. dm_lockdown has been particularly hospitable, yielding 4 wins from 12 recorded appearances.

Sir Digby is enjoying an unusually productive run. A small commemorative statue was proposed, then sensibly postponed until the next match. The 62 self-inflicted deaths have been reclassified as unscheduled tactical relocations. The inquiry is being chaired by Sir Digby, which should keep the paperwork manageable. The office has described a K/D of 2.39 as 'surprisingly difficult to argue with'. The week's figures were subsequently reviewed over a whiskey, after which several marginal statistics became considerably more encouraging.