Turbo

Turbo has recorded 0 kills across 1 match in the Haven Fragging Facility, winning 0 of them. Their preferred instrument of persuasion is the whatever happened to be lying around, responsible for 0 recorded kills. All of their currently recorded matches fall within the last seven days, where they have posted 0 kills against 1 death for a K/D of 0.00. The respawn room staff have started recognising their footsteps.

Turbo's most persistent human nuisance over the last seven days has been Sir Digby, who has killed them once. Turbo has answered with 0 kills, meaning the paperwork currently favours Sir Digby. The Comeuppance Protocol has not been required for Turbo during the last seven days. The bots remain cautiously optimistic.

Turbo is still relatively new to the Haven statistics department, with only 1 recorded match. No firm conclusions have been reached, although several wildly premature ones have already been discussed. Sir Digby has been Turbo's principal occupational hazard, recording 1 kill while receiving 0 in reply. Further correspondence is expected.