<ACR> Bearingup

Bearingup has recorded 107 kills across 5 matches in the Haven Fragging Facility, winning 0 of them. His preferred instrument of persuasion is the .357 Magnum, responsible for 47 recorded kills. All of his currently recorded matches fall within the last seven days, where he has posted 107 kills against 157 deaths for a K/D of 0.68. The respawn room staff have started recognising his footsteps.

Bearingup's most persistent human nuisance over the last seven days has been Slime, who has killed him 56 times. Bearingup has answered with 22 kills, meaning the paperwork currently favours Slime. Stacie_Lynette has been Bearingup's favourite human target, having been dispatched 25 times. The Comeuppance Protocol has not been required for Bearingup during the last seven days. The bots remain cautiously optimistic. He has also managed 14 suicides, demonstrating that the opposition does not always need to get involved.

Bearingup has assembled 107 kills without a recorded win. The shed is clearly producing excellent components; final assembly is still awaiting sign-off. 14 self-inflicted deaths have been logged as prototype testing. The engineering note simply reads: 'Bugger Bottom'. Recent research has also expanded into veterinary science after Bearingup discovered what appeared to be a worrying condition on the dog. Diagnosis: nipples. The dog is expected to make a full recovery from being a dog.