Arbiter of Mirth

Arbiter of Mirth has recorded 453 kills and 1207 deaths in the retained HAVEN BOT event archive, for a K/D of 0.38. 400 of those kills were against other BOTs and 53 were against Human players. The preferred instrument of persuasion is the SMG, responsible for 218 recorded kills. Over the last seven days the event archive contains 71 kills against 254 deaths, for a K/D of 0.28. The respawn machinery is currently receiving more use than the manufacturer probably intended.

Arbiter of Mirth's most persistent Human nuisance over the last seven days has been Slime, who has destroyed the unit 70 times. Arbiter of Mirth has answered with 6 kills, meaning the paperwork currently favours Slime. The official match archive names Arbiter of Mirth as winner 29 times in total, including 3 during the last seven days. These are explicit winner records, not a complete BOT participation history. halls3 has generated the most recorded activity, with 129 kills and 198 deaths involving Arbiter of Mirth.

Detailed telemetry records 7140 hits dealt and 6747 received. The statistics department therefore believes the problem is not finding opponents so much as persuading them to remain dead. The SMG accounts for 48.1% of recorded kills, so the rest of the armoury is beginning to feel decorative. Shot Placement shows a pronounced interest in the Right Leg, which has absorbed 2788 recorded hits. Haven has declined to ask whether this is tactical doctrine or a software preference. This week the SMG supplied 33 of 71 kills. The procurement department has taken the hint. Arbiter of Mirth's performance has been entered into the HAVEN machinery ledger. The ledger has requested a stronger binding.