PERSONNEL DEPARTMENT

Player Directory

Canonical human player identities with official completed ranked-match totals. Steam supplies the portraits. The Statistics Department supplies the paperwork.

Recorded Players

164

Canonical human Steam identities.

Ranked Wins

643

Official human victories recorded.

Ranked Human Matches

958

Completed ranked matches with human activity.

Ranked Human Kills

57,004

Official historical total.

CURRENT LEADERS

Top 5 Players

Official ranked positions. Wins first, then kills.

Slime

Rank: #1
Wins: 425
Kills: 22,159
K/D: 2.63

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Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

Rank: #2
Wins: 123
Kills: 13,289
K/D: 1.70

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Monkey

Rank: #3
Wins: 23
Kills: 5,448
K/D: 1.08

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Bearingup

Rank: #4
Wins: 16
Kills: 6,986
K/D: 1.35

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Blade4ever

Rank: #5
Wins: 7
Kills: 361
K/D: 3.72

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PERSONNEL RECORDS

Full Player Roster

164 canonical human player records.

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Showing 164 of 164 players

Player	Rank	Matches	Wins	Kills	Deaths	K/D	Last Seen	Record
(SSP)_Friend	#104	3	0	5	8	0.62	2026-10-25 19:46:12	FILE →
-zbblackops-	#107	1	0	4	0	4.00	2026-10-02 10:33:40	FILE →
0ldSpace	#39	2	1	12	1	12.00	2026-10-04 13:13:46	FILE →
<ACR> Rambo	#45	7	0	122	91	1.34	2026-10-23 21:17:12	FILE →
<ACR>[GWP] Clare The ButterBear	#28	4	1	37	7	5.29	2026-10-24 15:44:15	FILE →
>R< HL2DM Gunner	#56	4	0	42	9	4.67	2026-09-27 00:32:23	FILE →
[KÄŦ] WackyChazz	#67	1	0	28	15	1.87	2026-09-14 20:08:35	FILE →
[RocKs] /ضŞïckBoý๛	#93	1	0	7	2	3.50	2026-10-05 13:45:55	FILE →
Adrian Mcyorian	#53	3	0	55	71	0.77	2026-09-29 19:14:00	FILE →
ALAF	#140	5	0	0	2	0.00	2026-10-25 12:36:27	FILE →
Amero The Bnnuy	#24	2	1	53	22	2.41	2026-09-22 19:13:52	FILE →
andrefelix15tareas	#105	1	0	5	7	0.71	2026-09-15 18:24:50	FILE →
andy6076	#132	1	0	1	8	0.12	2026-10-23 20:30:59	FILE →
anghel_hsm	#133	1	0	1	1	1.00	2026-10-02 19:40:24	FILE →
Apple Sauce	#87	2	0	8	32	0.25	2026-10-18 19:08:19	FILE →
arkhobr	#36	2	1	15	14	1.07	2026-10-03 17:03:47	FILE →
Arthur Morgen	#141	1	0	0	0	0.00	2026-10-17 16:48:36	FILE →
BAD P!NG	#18	9	1	167	111	1.50	2026-10-24 14:07:46	FILE →
Badgirl loves Budweiser	#142	5	0	0	20	0.00	2026-10-24 23:21:37	FILE →
baptiste01340	#96	2	0	6	0	6.00	2026-10-14 21:37:39	FILE →
BarabbaS	#37	2	1	15	1	15.00	2026-10-18 13:02:09	FILE →
barah95_fr	#38	1	1	13	4	3.25	2026-09-27 15:20:09	FILE →
Bearingup	#4	308	16	6,986	5,187	1.35	2026-10-28 19:48:37	FILE →
BekSa	#124	2	0	2	1	2.00	2026-10-23 11:27:17	FILE →
Bert General	#25	2	1	53	15	3.53	2026-10-13 07:41:31	FILE →
BigRedRadicalRodent!	#97	1	0	6	2	3.00	2026-09-10 23:11:43	FILE →
BiteyCat	#143	2	0	0	3	0.00	2026-10-24 14:14:03	FILE →
Black_Aout_hahahaha	#47	12	0	104	122	0.85	2026-10-26 19:55:49	FILE →
Blade4ever	#5	16	7	361	97	3.72	2026-10-25 11:15:47	FILE →
blo0d	#21	4	1	84	12	7.00	2026-09-18 07:32:27	FILE →
Borg	#116	1	0	3	5	0.60	2026-09-14 19:19:43	FILE →
Brauberg	#54	4	0	51	2	25.50	2026-10-05 06:02:06	FILE →
Bruno333	#134	1	0	1	3	0.33	2026-09-22 17:39:22	FILE →
Bullshit_USA9063	#117	2	0	3	14	0.21	2026-09-18 17:59:53	FILE →
Burakan	#81	3	0	12	36	0.33	2026-09-21 18:49:06	FILE →
bwild00	#60	6	0	39	17	2.29	2026-10-13 09:42:30	FILE →
c.tsiganov	#108	1	0	4	4	1.00	2026-09-23 18:07:43	FILE →
Col. Klink	#43	40	0	524	458	1.14	2026-10-27 21:09:02	FILE →
corgi	#144	1	0	0	5	0.00	2026-09-18 20:01:02	FILE →
COVID26	#88	5	0	8	18	0.44	2026-10-12 20:09:51	FILE →
Crazy Dave	#82	2	0	12	15	0.80	2026-10-14 19:36:39	FILE →
crct3889	#70	2	0	21	19	1.11	2026-09-29 19:38:50	FILE →
Cymro	#145	3	0	0	4	0.00	2026-10-12 18:22:33	FILE →
D A R K S T A R	#8	12	2	183	145	1.26	2026-10-24 14:07:46	FILE →
Darkmesay	#146	1	0	0	1	0.00	2026-10-05 18:46:23	FILE →
DED_YURICH	#23	3	1	59	18	3.28	2026-09-25 21:14:14	FILE →
Dedich	#147	1	0	0	1	0.00	2026-09-29 19:59:00	FILE →
dieselroxx	#71	3	0	19	47	0.40	2026-09-18 20:35:28	FILE →
DNTT	#148	2	0	0	2	0.00	2026-10-02 19:40:24	FILE →
Dragon	#149	1	0	0	1	0.00	2026-09-12 22:46:57	FILE →
eggcup9	#98	2	0	6	14	0.43	2026-10-15 20:24:50	FILE →
erollaglass	#125	1	0	2	12	0.17	2026-10-16 19:44:56	FILE →
Falc0n	#57	2	0	42	17	2.47	2026-10-02 20:26:00	FILE →
FICODAWN	#126	1	0	2	9	0.22	2026-10-23 20:30:59	FILE →
filippchik1002001	#29	2	1	30	11	2.73	2026-10-13 09:42:30	FILE →
freedoom.free06	#50	5	0	67	76	0.88	2026-10-21 19:20:06	FILE →
FUBARED21	#12	3	2	104	5	20.80	2026-10-17 21:38:07	FILE →
gentilkiwi	#49	4	0	92	27	3.41	2026-10-24 23:01:32	FILE →
ges4er	#150	1	0	0	4	0.00	2026-10-27 19:59:04	FILE →
Godzilla68	#63	9	0	32	183	0.17	2026-10-27 20:19:15	FILE →
Gordon the liberator	#151	1	0	0	0	0.00	2026-09-27 22:41:47	FILE →
Guy l'Eclair	#9	4	2	162	74	2.19	2026-09-14 20:08:35	FILE →
guy uk	#13	9	2	69	47	1.47	2026-10-28 16:38:45	FILE →
helpman	#42	2	1	5	3	1.67	2026-09-12 15:49:59	FILE →
Hieronymus	#152	1	0	0	3	0.00	2026-09-28 20:48:50	FILE →
HT0027	#74	1	0	17	2	8.50	2026-09-12 15:29:48	FILE →
Hulkamania	#11	6	2	110	66	1.67	2026-10-27 07:13:02	FILE →
I'm so fresh	#109	1	0	4	4	1.00	2026-10-27 19:59:04	FILE →
I. Feri Cigány Hadnagy	#135	1	0	1	2	0.50	2026-09-21 18:49:06	FILE →
iamfakelol9012	#89	1	0	8	8	1.00	2026-09-30 20:17:23	FILE →
il2flyer	#153	1	0	0	1	0.00	2026-10-11 17:21:08	FILE →
IMBIR	#99	1	0	6	14	0.43	2026-09-24 18:51:22	FILE →
Imperator	#58	3	0	42	23	1.83	2026-09-21 17:28:20	FILE →
IzThisOgurecNaAngliyskom	#127	2	0	2	2	1.00	2026-09-12 13:03:57	FILE →
Kanindræberen Kaj	#46	7	0	117	59	1.98	2026-10-06 20:04:09	FILE →
Karlo Aralo	#31	2	1	29	12	2.42	2026-09-22 18:58:12	FILE →
Kiki-Jiki your Аss Breaker	#61	4	0	38	33	1.15	2026-10-02 21:13:42	FILE →
KillerFat	#75	2	0	16	11	1.45	2026-09-25 20:10:50	FILE →
kohi	#90	2	0	8	1	8.00	2026-10-24 17:04:55	FILE →
kontorskiyyyy	#110	1	0	4	0	4.00	2026-09-19 13:29:25	FILE →
Kron	#154	1	0	0	0	0.00	2026-09-18 07:12:17	FILE →
Kyka	#118	1	0	3	10	0.30	2026-10-18 12:25:20	FILE →
kyle	#128	1	0	2	3	0.67	2026-09-21 17:28:20	FILE →
Lethality	#34	2	1	19	7	2.71	2026-09-26 23:11:43	FILE →
lmaoooooo	#155	0	0	0	0	0.00	2026-10-24 23:10:28	FILE →
LUV	#62	2	0	36	18	2.00	2026-10-24 22:41:23	FILE →
marron	#100	1	0	6	4	1.50	2026-09-19 00:36:22	FILE →
medwed1364	#41	2	1	9	2	4.50	2026-10-06 09:29:32	FILE →
mercadona regular	#156	1	0	0	0	0.00	2026-10-14 19:36:39	FILE →
Met	#78	1	0	14	13	1.08	2026-10-05 18:19:23	FILE →
mik-savajtan	#101	2	0	6	1	6.00	2026-10-26 15:11:51	FILE →
milanes	#84	1	0	9	10	0.90	2026-10-03 13:25:09	FILE →
Monkey	#3	353	23	5,448	5,038	1.08	2026-10-28 19:48:45	FILE →
mr Lonely	#80	2	0	13	10	1.30	2026-09-18 17:59:53	FILE →
Mushy007	#10	4	2	142	86	1.65	2026-09-18 07:12:17	FILE →
nABLA^	#136	2	0	1	1	1.00	2026-09-27 17:59:31	FILE →
naPa3uT	#32	2	1	27	11	2.45	2026-09-22 04:48:05	FILE →
new kid in town !!	#111	1	0	4	20	0.20	2026-10-14 19:36:39	FILE →
newkyu'	#68	3	0	26	19	1.37	2026-10-26 19:35:40	FILE →
nicezac	#119	1	0	3	10	0.30	2026-09-10 21:51:03	FILE →
Ninja G'T' jo Freilich	#91	9	0	8	15	0.53	2026-10-21 18:32:57	FILE →
NPC_Awesome	#19	5	1	103	60	1.72	2026-10-24 19:32:55	FILE →
nub	#52	2	0	60	28	2.14	2026-10-28 17:56:11	FILE →
ov12h	#27	2	1	45	7	6.43	2026-09-11 22:10:01	FILE →
P doras	#120	1	0	3	3	1.00	2026-09-18 19:16:45	FILE →
page	#157	1	0	0	3	0.00	2026-10-07 17:31:24	FILE →
Palyaco	#76	2	0	15	21	0.71	2026-10-27 19:59:04	FILE →
pechuga	#121	2	0	3	14	0.21	2026-09-21 18:28:57	FILE →
Potato Man	#158	2	0	0	0	0.00	2026-10-24 14:07:46	FILE →
Punisher	#65	3	0	29	20	1.45	2026-10-18 11:41:58	FILE →
Punk	#159	2	0	0	2	0.00	2026-09-18 18:55:33	FILE →
Quase nada	#66	3	0	29	26	1.12	2026-09-29 20:45:30	FILE →
Rachael	#40	2	1	11	1	11.00	2026-10-04 20:57:36	FILE →
REPTOR	#77	6	0	15	28	0.54	2026-10-23 18:31:08	FILE →
REVOLUTION	#22	2	1	61	20	3.05	2026-10-28 17:56:11	FILE →
Rich_xox	#55	3	0	43	20	2.15	2026-09-20 08:55:21	FILE →
Rimpy Rick	#129	2	0	2	4	0.50	2026-09-26 01:36:25	FILE →
rpbaez93	#112	2	0	4	19	0.21	2026-10-01 19:44:13	FILE →
Ruben	#59	2	0	42	32	1.31	2026-09-11 19:12:29	FILE →
S0L4R	#83	2	0	11	5	2.20	2026-09-19 19:27:45	FILE →
Scootie_bean	#102	4	0	6	23	0.26	2026-10-27 20:19:15	FILE →
serega1077	#94	1	0	7	3	2.33	2026-09-29 18:29:45	FILE →
Shr3k_ABIBAS	#92	1	0	8	15	0.53	2026-10-19 17:55:43	FILE →
Shto	#14	2	2	60	4	15.00	2026-09-13 17:02:23	FILE →
Sir Digby Chicken Caesar	#2	736	123	13,289	7,810	1.70	2026-10-28 19:48:37	FILE →
Slime	#1	529	425	22,159	8,441	2.63	2026-10-28 19:48:45	FILE →
snappy	#122	1	0	3	1	3.00	2026-10-01 22:27:41	FILE →
SpiffySpliff	#123	1	0	3	1	3.00	2026-10-10 20:11:19	FILE →
Stacie	#15	143	1	2,392	2,988	0.80	2026-10-28 19:34:54	FILE →
sukru	#33	2	1	22	10	2.20	2026-10-05 17:21:01	FILE →
surrrovcev	#69	1	0	22	7	3.14	2026-09-29 16:02:49	FILE →
TaDa	#51	2	0	61	50	1.22	2026-09-16 19:36:02	FILE →
TastyFresh	#26	1	1	48	34	1.41	2026-09-14 19:05:49	FILE →
Tesseract	#64	4	0	31	23	1.35	2026-10-21 17:12:17	FILE →
The noise causes cancer.	#6	20	4	330	127	2.60	2026-10-21 16:17:25	FILE →
timoscha911	#85	2	0	9	5	1.80	2026-10-05 06:02:06	FILE →
Tronix1957	#17	6	1	170	109	1.56	2026-10-13 07:21:21	FILE →
TroubleMaker	#44	7	0	209	163	1.28	2026-09-19 23:34:50	FILE →
TSGK J.C.	#79	3	0	14	8	1.75	2026-10-20 20:33:11	FILE →
Turbo	#103	5	0	6	7	0.86	2026-09-28 19:15:34	FILE →
Upgrayedd	#160	1	0	0	5	0.00	2026-10-17 21:17:57	FILE →
Van_Kaos	#20	3	1	99	51	1.94	2026-09-18 20:01:02	FILE →
vdgbruce	#95	1	0	7	11	0.64	2026-09-12 20:15:15	FILE →
viper	#35	2	1	17	3	5.67	2026-10-08 22:37:07	FILE →
whyhoren	#137	2	0	1	30	0.03	2026-10-28 19:48:24	FILE →
yadiday	#72	1	0	18	4	4.50	2026-10-10 15:40:16	FILE →
Yeyejuice.xex	#161	1	0	0	0	0.00	2026-10-21 18:22:17	FILE →
yzerman	#138	1	0	1	2	0.50	2026-09-21 18:49:06	FILE →
Zirp	#162	0	0	0	0	0.00	2026-10-24 14:48:36	FILE →
zlamer	#86	1	0	9	4	2.25	2026-09-19 11:28:25	FILE →
zMibel10	#106	3	0	5	15	0.33	2026-09-21 17:11:42	FILE →
{(.:A.o.S:.)} Ice	#16	55	1	1,165	1,100	1.06	2026-10-26 20:16:00	FILE →
Ádika	#130	1	0	2	9	0.22	2026-09-18 19:16:45	FILE →
АлехандрЦистерн�	#113	1	0	4	14	0.29	2026-09-13 19:03:06	FILE →
БОТ ян	#114	2	0	4	2	2.00	2026-10-12 19:15:47	FILE →
Ебланище	#131	1	0	2	5	0.40	2026-10-07 18:46:20	FILE →
КАПИТАН КОРБУТ	#163	1	0	0	0	0.00	2026-10-07 18:06:01	FILE →
МИСЬЕ ГЛИНОМЕС	#48	5	0	97	79	1.23	2026-10-16 18:55:05	FILE →
Мразь	#115	1	0	4	3	1.33	2026-09-18 07:12:17	FILE →
МЫЛЬНЫЙ ЛИМОН	#139	1	0	1	1	1.00	2026-09-29 04:03:47	FILE →
Сверхзλдор_ХЛ2	#7	13	3	273	118	2.31	2026-10-18 20:02:11	FILE →
чел гриди блет	#73	2	0	18	24	0.75	2026-09-16 19:54:34	FILE →
ڳάkι☠γέpονταڳ	#30	2	1	30	5	6.00	2026-10-20 20:53:21	FILE →
✪ Bulnene	#164	1	0	0	0	0.00	2026-10-18 14:29:54	FILE →