Leaderboard Rank
#18
Official HAVEN order: wins, then kills.
PERSONNEL FILE · ACCOUNT 1,527,386,264
PERSONNEL DEPARTMENT
BAD P!NG
Recorded Combatant
OFFICIAL SERVICE RECORD
Ranked Career
Completed ranked HAVEN matches only.
Ranked Matches
9
Completed ranked matches.
Wins
1
Official ranked victories.
Kills
167
Historical ranked total.
Deaths
111
Historical ranked total.
Suicides
20
Recorded ranked suicides.
Frags
147
Kills after frag penalties.
K/D
1.50
11.11% ranked win rate.
ARMOURY RECORD
Ranked Weapons
Historical ranked kills using HAVEN's canonical weapon catalogue.
| # | Weapon | Kills | Recorded token |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
RPG
Explosive
|
110 | rpg_missile |
| 2 |
Combine Energy Ball
Energy
|
32 | combine_ball |
| 3 |
Combine Pulse Rifle
Rifle
|
10 | ar2 |
| 4 |
.357 Magnum
Sidearm
|
4 | 357 |
| 5 |
S.L.A.M.
Explosive
|
3 | slam |
| 6 |
SMG
Automatic
|
3 | smg1 |
| 7 |
Shotgun
Shotgun
|
2 | shotgun |
| 8 |
SMG Grenade
Explosive
|
2 | smg1_grenade |
| 9 |
Fragmentation Grenade
Explosive
|
1 | grenade_frag |
FACILITY DEPLOYMENTS
Ranked Map Record
Performance grouped by recorded map name.
| Map | Matches | Wins | Kills | Deaths | Frags | Win Rate |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| dm_underpass | 2 | 1 | 39 | 25 | 32 | 50.00% |
| dm_rapidfire | 2 | 0 | 25 | 23 | 23 | 0.00% |
| dm_zest | 1 | 0 | 49 | 14 | 45 | 0.00% |
| dm_datacore | 1 | 0 | 29 | 37 | 22 | 0.00% |
| dm_steamlab | 1 | 0 | 14 | 6 | 14 | 0.00% |
| dm_streetwar | 1 | 0 | 7 | 2 | 7 | 0.00% |
| dm_land_of_lakes_dsj_pb | 1 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 0.00% |
INTERNAL MEMO
Haven Field Report
Deterministic assessment generated from recorded HAVEN statistics.
SERVICE RECORD: BAD P!NG has 167 ranked career kills across 9 completed ranked matches, including 1 wins. The most-used killing instrument is the RPG (110 ranked kills). These figures are official; the conclusions remain under review.
ACTIVE INVESTIGATION - WEEKLY OPERATIONS: BAD P!NG completed 1 ranked matches in the past seven days. Management has requested additional evidence before issuing a verdict.
DEPARTMENTAL VERDICT: Management cannot confirm a promotion, but it has authorised another cup of coffee.
RECENT OPERATIONS
Recent Ranked Matches
Ten most recent completed ranked records.
| Ended | Map | Result | K | D | S | F | Recorded Winner |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24 Oct 2026 14:07 | dm_land_of_lakes_dsj_pb | OTHER | 4 | 4 | 0 | 4 | Sir Digby Chicken Caesar |
| 27 Sep 2026 14:39 | dm_streetwar | OTHER | 7 | 2 | 0 | 7 | ChancellorWibble |
| 27 Sep 2026 14:19 | dm_underpass | OTHER | 15 | 11 | 3 | 12 | D A R K S T A R |
| 27 Sep 2026 13:59 | dm_steamlab | OTHER | 14 | 6 | 0 | 14 | D A R K S T A R |
| 19 Sep 2026 15:50 | dm_zest | OTHER | 49 | 14 | 4 | 45 | TheUpper-ClassTwit |
| 18 Sep 2026 18:17 | dm_datacore | OTHER | 29 | 37 | 7 | 22 | Slime |
| 18 Sep 2026 17:59 | dm_rapidfire | OTHER | 22 | 22 | 2 | 20 | Slime |
| 12 Sep 2026 16:37 | dm_rapidfire | OTHER | 3 | 1 | 0 | 3 | ProfessorTrousers |
| 12 Sep 2026 16:10 | dm_underpass | WIN | 24 | 14 | 4 | 20 | BAD P!NG |
RECORDED DISTANCE TELEMETRY
Personal Records
Longest and shortest successful
recorded kills.
Longest Recorded Kill
230.59 m
.357 Magnum
vs DepartmentofBottomAffairs · dm_land_of_lakes_dsj_pb
Recorded 2026-10-24
Shortest Recorded Kill
3.75 m
Smg1 Grenade
vs D A R K S T A R (DEU) · dm_steamlab
Recorded 2026-09-27
Distance Records by Weapon
| Weapon | Longest | Shortest | Kills measured |
|---|---|---|---|
.357 Magnum |
230.59 m | 29.09 m | 4 |
Rpg Missile |
36.58 m | 3.77 m | 33 |
SMG1 |
5.33 m | 4.04 m | 2 |
Smg1 Grenade |
3.75 m | 3.75 m | 1 |
Distances are retained internally in
Source units and displayed here as
approximate metres using
52.4934 Source units per metre.
Missing, zero and self-kill distances
are excluded.
Measured opponent kills:
40.