Leaderboard Rank
#1
Official HAVEN order: wins, then kills.
| # | Weapon | Kills | Recorded token |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Crossbow
Precision
|
6,151 | crossbow_bolt |
| 2 |
.357 Magnum
Sidearm
|
5,147 | 357 |
| 3 |
Shotgun
Shotgun
|
2,460 | shotgun |
| 4 |
Explosion
Environmental
|
1,938 | env_explosion |
| 5 |
Combine Pulse Rifle
Rifle
|
1,682 | ar2 |
| 6 |
Combine Energy Ball
Energy
|
1,343 | combine_ball |
| 7 |
HAVEN HSR-1
Precision
|
1,166 | Sniperrifle |
| 8 |
Fragmentation Grenade
Explosive
|
875 | grenade_frag |
| 9 |
Physics Prop
Physics
|
378 | physics |
| 10 |
SMG
Automatic
|
270 | smg1 |
| 11 |
RPG
Explosive
|
180 | rpg_missile |
| 12 |
Pistol
Sidearm
|
149 | pistol |
| 13 |
S.L.A.M.
Explosive
|
143 | slam |
| 14 |
SMG Grenade
Explosive
|
138 | smg1_grenade |
| 15 |
Stunstick
Melee
|
72 | stunstick |
| 16 |
Crowbar
Melee
|
67 | crowbar |
| Map | Matches | Wins | Kills | Deaths | Frags | Win Rate |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| dm_steamlab | 25 | 17 | 966 | 432 | 923 | 68.00% |
| dm_runoff | 21 | 18 | 996 | 326 | 968 | 85.71% |
| dm_resistance | 20 | 16 | 912 | 356 | 864 | 80.00% |
| dm_underpass | 17 | 14 | 741 | 364 | 694 | 82.35% |
| dm_powerhouse | 16 | 16 | 713 | 179 | 692 | 100.00% |
| dm_castigate | 14 | 14 | 657 | 299 | 642 | 100.00% |
| dm_construction | 14 | 11 | 635 | 235 | 618 | 78.57% |
| dm_overwatch | 14 | 12 | 604 | 239 | 586 | 85.71% |
| halls3 | 13 | 9 | 665 | 311 | 592 | 69.23% |
| dm_rapidfire | 13 | 10 | 606 | 324 | 564 | 76.92% |
| dm_lockdown | 13 | 9 | 591 | 229 | 552 | 69.23% |
| dm_datacore | 12 | 12 | 613 | 326 | 569 | 100.00% |
| dm_minecart | 11 | 11 | 580 | 275 | 550 | 100.00% |
| dm_value | 11 | 3 | 140 | 88 | 129 | 27.27% |
| dm_ancient_ob_1 | 10 | 9 | 479 | 172 | 463 | 90.00% |
| dm_stad | 10 | 9 | 346 | 97 | 343 | 90.00% |
| dm_outlying_v2 | 9 | 9 | 416 | 117 | 407 | 100.00% |
| dm_swamplight_final | 9 | 8 | 412 | 124 | 405 | 88.89% |
| 1eedeev_nwottsohg_skcor | 8 | 6 | 276 | 91 | 273 | 75.00% |
| dm_grawler | 8 | 3 | 266 | 123 | 250 | 37.50% |
| dm_airfield_kbs | 8 | 5 | 144 | 5 | 144 | 62.50% |
| dm_italian_village_bm | 7 | 5 | 346 | 91 | 343 | 71.43% |
| dm_avalon_b1 | 7 | 5 | 332 | 118 | 327 | 71.43% |
| dm_boogymans_funpark | 7 | 6 | 328 | 67 | 322 | 85.71% |
| dm_zest | 7 | 4 | 297 | 126 | 281 | 57.14% |
| dm_streetwar | 7 | 6 | 286 | 131 | 281 | 85.71% |
| dm_snipers_tropic_kbs | 7 | 6 | 223 | 55 | 223 | 85.71% |
| cll_awadar_v3 | 7 | 6 | 209 | 76 | 207 | 85.71% |
| dm_deepspaces_4_v2 | 7 | 2 | 31 | 18 | 30 | 28.57% |
| dm_snarkpit | 6 | 6 | 315 | 129 | 300 | 100.00% |
| dm_overwatch_winter | 6 | 5 | 254 | 79 | 250 | 83.33% |
| dm_crossfire | 6 | 4 | 236 | 145 | 221 | 66.67% |
| dm_lockdown_reloaded | 5 | 5 | 259 | 104 | 250 | 100.00% |
| dm_sniper_sunset_v2 | 5 | 4 | 220 | 72 | 213 | 80.00% |
| dm_crossfire_final | 5 | 4 | 206 | 54 | 203 | 80.00% |
| dm_sniper_traps_v2 | 5 | 4 | 198 | 79 | 181 | 80.00% |
| dm_ultimate_lobby | 5 | 4 | 186 | 73 | 181 | 80.00% |
| dm_cloudcity | 5 | 3 | 107 | 46 | 106 | 60.00% |
| dm_snipe_combine | 4 | 4 | 208 | 104 | 200 | 100.00% |
| dm_snipe_bluenight_v8 | 4 | 4 | 207 | 72 | 200 | 100.00% |
| dm_snipe_blueday_beta1 | 4 | 4 | 202 | 68 | 200 | 100.00% |
| dm_sniper_grizeg_v6 | 4 | 3 | 200 | 45 | 198 | 75.00% |
| dm_snipe_campx_lmht | 4 | 3 | 195 | 76 | 193 | 75.00% |
| 020511 | 4 | 3 | 187 | 32 | 184 | 75.00% |
| dm_sniper_xlau_v2b77 | 4 | 4 | 140 | 21 | 139 | 100.00% |
| dm_dod_desert_sniper_bm | 4 | 2 | 125 | 53 | 125 | 50.00% |
| dm_kybos_sniper_valley_bm | 4 | 2 | 115 | 54 | 114 | 50.00% |
| dm_backwash2 | 3 | 3 | 151 | 40 | 150 | 100.00% |
| dm_snipe_bunkergrass2 | 3 | 3 | 151 | 74 | 150 | 100.00% |
| dm_snipe_deathtoll_v2 | 3 | 3 | 151 | 47 | 150 | 100.00% |
| dm_sniper_elea_remix13 | 3 | 3 | 104 | 47 | 101 | 100.00% |
| dm_sniperfaceoff_day | 3 | 2 | 101 | 57 | 91 | 66.67% |
| dm_sniper_delta_prime_v5 | 3 | 2 | 47 | 15 | 45 | 66.67% |
| cll_mousekitchen | 2 | 2 | 105 | 47 | 100 | 100.00% |
| cll_catal_xmas_v1 | 2 | 2 | 104 | 39 | 100 | 100.00% |
| dm_gallery_v31 | 2 | 2 | 102 | 13 | 100 | 100.00% |
| asc_bunker_fusionhead_beta3 | 2 | 2 | 101 | 15 | 100 | 100.00% |
| dm_cottage_beta2 | 2 | 2 | 101 | 54 | 100 | 100.00% |
| dm_forest_of_pain_final | 2 | 2 | 100 | 1 | 100 | 100.00% |
| dm_fort_paradise | 2 | 2 | 100 | 4 | 100 | 100.00% |
| dm_frequency | 2 | 2 | 93 | 44 | 89 | 100.00% |
| dm_fxbow_final | 2 | 1 | 92 | 18 | 90 | 50.00% |
| dm_city_nearly_east_daad | 2 | 1 | 90 | 40 | 86 | 50.00% |
| dm_epicenter | 2 | 1 | 86 | 37 | 83 | 50.00% |
| dm_sniper_city_2008_b2 | 2 | 2 | 86 | 23 | 85 | 100.00% |
| cs_forest_farm_bm | 2 | 2 | 81 | 36 | 79 | 100.00% |
| dm_urban_small | 2 | 1 | 69 | 27 | 66 | 50.00% |
| dm_airstrike | 2 | 1 | 59 | 40 | 56 | 50.00% |
| dm_seras_dialoog_daytime | 2 | 1 | 50 | 11 | 50 | 50.00% |
| dm_xbow_chaos_v2 | 2 | 1 | 45 | 10 | 45 | 50.00% |
| de_boohouse_2022 | 1 | 1 | 58 | 39 | 50 | 100.00% |
| dm_antartic_outpost | 1 | 1 | 55 | 21 | 50 | 100.00% |
| dm_lockdown_pro_final | 1 | 1 | 55 | 14 | 50 | 100.00% |
| dm_belisarium_v1c | 1 | 1 | 54 | 19 | 50 | 100.00% |
| dm_desert-town | 1 | 1 | 53 | 41 | 50 | 100.00% |
| dm_donya_bm | 1 | 1 | 53 | 19 | 50 | 100.00% |
| cok_bad_ass | 1 | 1 | 52 | 19 | 50 | 100.00% |
| dm_wd40 | 1 | 1 | 52 | 32 | 50 | 100.00% |
| dm_abyss_fixed | 1 | 1 | 51 | 20 | 50 | 100.00% |
| dm_amplitude | 1 | 1 | 51 | 19 | 50 | 100.00% |
| dm_angel_eyes_fod | 1 | 1 | 51 | 27 | 50 | 100.00% |
| dm_bloodsuckers_arena | 1 | 1 | 51 | 27 | 50 | 100.00% |
| dm_boot_camp | 1 | 1 | 51 | 6 | 50 | 100.00% |
| dm_caught_economy_003 | 1 | 1 | 51 | 19 | 50 | 100.00% |
| dm_corrugated | 1 | 1 | 51 | 11 | 50 | 100.00% |
| dm_council_tsgk_v2 | 1 | 1 | 51 | 33 | 50 | 100.00% |
| dm_diablo_learic_bs_b2 | 1 | 1 | 51 | 11 | 50 | 100.00% |
| dm_frenzy_v2_m | 1 | 1 | 51 | 9 | 50 | 100.00% |
| dm_overwatch_final | 1 | 1 | 51 | 14 | 50 | 100.00% |
| cll_jaeger_06 | 1 | 1 | 50 | 4 | 50 | 100.00% |
| cok_highrise_v6 | 1 | 1 | 50 | 5 | 50 | 100.00% |
| dm_aim_arena_reportaled_r7 | 1 | 1 | 50 | 12 | 50 | 100.00% |
| dm_albatross_b01 | 1 | 1 | 50 | 28 | 50 | 100.00% |
| dm_attack_house_xmas_rc1 | 1 | 1 | 50 | 33 | 50 | 100.00% |
| dm_battlecreek | 1 | 1 | 50 | 7 | 50 | 100.00% |
| dm_bk_exanimalis_rc2 | 1 | 1 | 50 | 15 | 50 | 100.00% |
| dm_campgrounds_r2 | 1 | 1 | 50 | 17 | 50 | 100.00% |
| dm_coax_ot | 1 | 1 | 50 | 8 | 50 | 100.00% |
| dm_csgo_shoots | 1 | 1 | 50 | 9 | 50 | 100.00% |
| dm_denizen_rc3 | 1 | 1 | 50 | 23 | 50 | 100.00% |
| dm_diorama_night_v2 | 1 | 1 | 50 | 1 | 50 | 100.00% |
| dm_doh_b5 | 1 | 1 | 50 | 22 | 50 | 100.00% |
| dm_firebase_s | 1 | 1 | 50 | 14 | 50 | 100.00% |
| dm_hazoe | 1 | 1 | 50 | 15 | 50 | 100.00% |
| dm_troje | 1 | 1 | 50 | 14 | 50 | 100.00% |
| dm_boogys_css_ocean | 1 | 1 | 49 | 12 | 49 | 100.00% |
| dmr1_coastline_r2 | 1 | 1 | 45 | 18 | 40 | 100.00% |
| dm_icewerk__mod_by_jkal | 1 | 1 | 43 | 21 | 43 | 100.00% |
| dm_css_stormwind_bm | 1 | 1 | 42 | 9 | 41 | 100.00% |
| dm_bridge | 1 | 1 | 41 | 6 | 40 | 100.00% |
| dm_afb_rundowntown_r1 | 1 | 1 | 39 | 21 | 38 | 100.00% |
| dm_downfall_emc2_v1 | 1 | 0 | 39 | 24 | 35 | 0.00% |
| dm_crystal_lake_kb | 1 | 1 | 38 | 22 | 38 | 100.00% |
| dm_420 | 1 | 0 | 37 | 12 | 37 | 0.00% |
| dm_desert_compound_sw | 1 | 1 | 36 | 1 | 36 | 100.00% |
| dm_goldtooth_vd1 | 1 | 1 | 36 | 15 | 34 | 100.00% |
| dm_snipe_yard | 1 | 0 | 36 | 19 | 35 | 0.00% |
| dm_finca_box_dukemod | 1 | 0 | 35 | 6 | 33 | 0.00% |
| dm_hogs_halloween | 1 | 1 | 35 | 19 | 35 | 100.00% |
| dm_dod_campazzo_bm | 1 | 1 | 34 | 19 | 33 | 100.00% |
| dm_overwatch_phat_ruin | 1 | 1 | 34 | 35 | 33 | 100.00% |
| dm_powersurgeb8 | 1 | 1 | 31 | 26 | 31 | 100.00% |
| dm_alcys_factory | 1 | 1 | 30 | 14 | 29 | 100.00% |
| dm_castle_sanctuary_slam | 1 | 0 | 29 | 17 | 28 | 0.00% |
| asc_masters_walmart_v11 | 1 | 1 | 28 | 12 | 28 | 100.00% |
| dm_tinside | 1 | 0 | 26 | 21 | 22 | 0.00% |
| dm_hellhole_b174_cave | 1 | 1 | 25 | 9 | 22 | 100.00% |
| bitch_sit1 | 1 | 1 | 23 | 15 | 20 | 100.00% |
| dm_farpoint | 1 | 1 | 11 | 1 | 11 | 100.00% |
| dm_studyroomx | 1 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 5 | 0.00% |
| dm_xbow_eye | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00% |
SERVICE RECORD: Slime has 22,159 ranked career kills across 529 completed ranked matches, including 425 wins. These figures are official; the conclusions remain under review.
ACTIVE INVESTIGATION - ARMOURY REVIEW: 663 of this week's 3684 ranked kills came from the .357 Magnum. Procurement has asked whether the other weapons are being kept for decoration.
DEPARTMENTAL VERDICT: Slime's medical file now has its own filing cabinet. The cabinet is asking for support.
| Ended | Map | Result | K | D | S | F | Recorded Winner |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28 Oct 2026 19:34 | dm_frequency | WIN | 41 | 24 | 2 | 39 | Slime |
| 28 Oct 2026 19:14 | dm_cottage_beta2 | WIN | 50 | 32 | 0 | 50 | Slime |
| 28 Oct 2026 19:00 | dm_epicenter | OTHER | 34 | 28 | 1 | 33 | Bearingup |
| 28 Oct 2026 18:45 | dm_doh_b5 | WIN | 50 | 22 | 0 | 50 | Slime |
| 28 Oct 2026 18:37 | dm_denizen_rc3 | WIN | 50 | 23 | 0 | 50 | Slime |
| 28 Oct 2026 18:27 | dm_boogys_css_ocean | WIN | 49 | 12 | 0 | 49 | Slime |
| 28 Oct 2026 18:07 | dm_troje | WIN | 50 | 14 | 0 | 50 | Slime |
| 28 Oct 2026 17:56 | dm_seras_dialoog_daytime | WIN | 50 | 11 | 0 | 50 | Slime |
| 27 Oct 2026 21:29 | dm_seras_dialoog_daytime | OTHER | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Not recorded |
| 27 Oct 2026 21:09 | dm_hellhole_b174_cave | WIN | 25 | 9 | 3 | 22 | Slime |
| Weapon | Longest | Shortest | Kills measured |
|---|---|---|---|
.357 Magnum |
540.50 m | 0.34 m | 3,917 |
AR2 |
35.39 m | 0.06 m | 1,328 |
Combine Ball |
51.34 m | 0.76 m | 995 |
Crossbow Bolt |
130.76 m | 0.61 m | 4,158 |
Crowbar |
1.63 m | 0.75 m | 24 |
Env Explosion |
156.02 m | 0.62 m | 1,676 |
Grenade |
48.34 m | 2.01 m | 565 |
Physics |
43.75 m | 0.78 m | 266 |
Pistol |
29.76 m | 0.52 m | 98 |
Rpg Missile |
72.95 m | 2.08 m | 96 |
Shotgun |
33.79 m | 0.46 m | 1,578 |
SLAM |
84.98 m | 0.31 m | 110 |
SMG1 |
28.10 m | 0.53 m | 156 |
Smg1 Grenade |
23.78 m | 2.80 m | 96 |
Sniperrifle |
300.51 m | 0.61 m | 1,192 |
Stunstick |
1.68 m | 0.17 m | 57 |
Thrown Crowbar |
7.01 m | 1.88 m | 4 |