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Slime

HAVEN Personnel
Leaderboard
#1
First recorded
10 Sep 2026 22:11
Last recorded
28 Oct 2026 19:48
Classification
HAVEN
OFFICIAL SERVICE RECORD

Ranked Career

Completed ranked HAVEN matches only.
Leaderboard Rank
#1
Official HAVEN order: wins, then kills.
Ranked Matches
529
Completed ranked matches.
Wins
425
Official ranked victories.
Kills
22,159
Historical ranked total.
Deaths
8,441
Historical ranked total.
Suicides
795
Recorded ranked suicides.
Frags
21,362
Kills after frag penalties.
K/D
2.63
80.34% ranked win rate.
ARMOURY RECORD

Ranked Weapons

Historical ranked kills using HAVEN's canonical weapon catalogue.
# Weapon Kills Recorded token
1
Crossbow
Precision
6,151 crossbow_bolt
2
.357 Magnum
Sidearm
5,147 357
3
Shotgun
Shotgun
2,460 shotgun
4
Explosion
Environmental
1,938 env_explosion
5
Combine Pulse Rifle
Rifle
1,682 ar2
6
Combine Energy Ball
Energy
1,343 combine_ball
7
HAVEN HSR-1
Precision
1,166 Sniperrifle
8
Fragmentation Grenade
Explosive
875 grenade_frag
9
Physics Prop
Physics
378 physics
10
SMG
Automatic
270 smg1
11
RPG
Explosive
180 rpg_missile
12
Pistol
Sidearm
149 pistol
13
S.L.A.M.
Explosive
143 slam
14
SMG Grenade
Explosive
138 smg1_grenade
15
Stunstick
Melee
72 stunstick
16
Crowbar
Melee
67 crowbar
FACILITY DEPLOYMENTS

Ranked Map Record

Performance grouped by recorded map name.
Map Matches Wins Kills Deaths Frags Win Rate
dm_steamlab 25 17 966 432 923 68.00%
dm_runoff 21 18 996 326 968 85.71%
dm_resistance 20 16 912 356 864 80.00%
dm_underpass 17 14 741 364 694 82.35%
dm_powerhouse 16 16 713 179 692 100.00%
dm_castigate 14 14 657 299 642 100.00%
dm_construction 14 11 635 235 618 78.57%
dm_overwatch 14 12 604 239 586 85.71%
halls3 13 9 665 311 592 69.23%
dm_rapidfire 13 10 606 324 564 76.92%
dm_lockdown 13 9 591 229 552 69.23%
dm_datacore 12 12 613 326 569 100.00%
dm_minecart 11 11 580 275 550 100.00%
dm_value 11 3 140 88 129 27.27%
dm_ancient_ob_1 10 9 479 172 463 90.00%
dm_stad 10 9 346 97 343 90.00%
dm_outlying_v2 9 9 416 117 407 100.00%
dm_swamplight_final 9 8 412 124 405 88.89%
1eedeev_nwottsohg_skcor 8 6 276 91 273 75.00%
dm_grawler 8 3 266 123 250 37.50%
dm_airfield_kbs 8 5 144 5 144 62.50%
dm_italian_village_bm 7 5 346 91 343 71.43%
dm_avalon_b1 7 5 332 118 327 71.43%
dm_boogymans_funpark 7 6 328 67 322 85.71%
dm_zest 7 4 297 126 281 57.14%
dm_streetwar 7 6 286 131 281 85.71%
dm_snipers_tropic_kbs 7 6 223 55 223 85.71%
cll_awadar_v3 7 6 209 76 207 85.71%
dm_deepspaces_4_v2 7 2 31 18 30 28.57%
dm_snarkpit 6 6 315 129 300 100.00%
dm_overwatch_winter 6 5 254 79 250 83.33%
dm_crossfire 6 4 236 145 221 66.67%
dm_lockdown_reloaded 5 5 259 104 250 100.00%
dm_sniper_sunset_v2 5 4 220 72 213 80.00%
dm_crossfire_final 5 4 206 54 203 80.00%
dm_sniper_traps_v2 5 4 198 79 181 80.00%
dm_ultimate_lobby 5 4 186 73 181 80.00%
dm_cloudcity 5 3 107 46 106 60.00%
dm_snipe_combine 4 4 208 104 200 100.00%
dm_snipe_bluenight_v8 4 4 207 72 200 100.00%
dm_snipe_blueday_beta1 4 4 202 68 200 100.00%
dm_sniper_grizeg_v6 4 3 200 45 198 75.00%
dm_snipe_campx_lmht 4 3 195 76 193 75.00%
020511 4 3 187 32 184 75.00%
dm_sniper_xlau_v2b77 4 4 140 21 139 100.00%
dm_dod_desert_sniper_bm 4 2 125 53 125 50.00%
dm_kybos_sniper_valley_bm 4 2 115 54 114 50.00%
dm_backwash2 3 3 151 40 150 100.00%
dm_snipe_bunkergrass2 3 3 151 74 150 100.00%
dm_snipe_deathtoll_v2 3 3 151 47 150 100.00%
dm_sniper_elea_remix13 3 3 104 47 101 100.00%
dm_sniperfaceoff_day 3 2 101 57 91 66.67%
dm_sniper_delta_prime_v5 3 2 47 15 45 66.67%
cll_mousekitchen 2 2 105 47 100 100.00%
cll_catal_xmas_v1 2 2 104 39 100 100.00%
dm_gallery_v31 2 2 102 13 100 100.00%
asc_bunker_fusionhead_beta3 2 2 101 15 100 100.00%
dm_cottage_beta2 2 2 101 54 100 100.00%
dm_forest_of_pain_final 2 2 100 1 100 100.00%
dm_fort_paradise 2 2 100 4 100 100.00%
dm_frequency 2 2 93 44 89 100.00%
dm_fxbow_final 2 1 92 18 90 50.00%
dm_city_nearly_east_daad 2 1 90 40 86 50.00%
dm_epicenter 2 1 86 37 83 50.00%
dm_sniper_city_2008_b2 2 2 86 23 85 100.00%
cs_forest_farm_bm 2 2 81 36 79 100.00%
dm_urban_small 2 1 69 27 66 50.00%
dm_airstrike 2 1 59 40 56 50.00%
dm_seras_dialoog_daytime 2 1 50 11 50 50.00%
dm_xbow_chaos_v2 2 1 45 10 45 50.00%
de_boohouse_2022 1 1 58 39 50 100.00%
dm_antartic_outpost 1 1 55 21 50 100.00%
dm_lockdown_pro_final 1 1 55 14 50 100.00%
dm_belisarium_v1c 1 1 54 19 50 100.00%
dm_desert-town 1 1 53 41 50 100.00%
dm_donya_bm 1 1 53 19 50 100.00%
cok_bad_ass 1 1 52 19 50 100.00%
dm_wd40 1 1 52 32 50 100.00%
dm_abyss_fixed 1 1 51 20 50 100.00%
dm_amplitude 1 1 51 19 50 100.00%
dm_angel_eyes_fod 1 1 51 27 50 100.00%
dm_bloodsuckers_arena 1 1 51 27 50 100.00%
dm_boot_camp 1 1 51 6 50 100.00%
dm_caught_economy_003 1 1 51 19 50 100.00%
dm_corrugated 1 1 51 11 50 100.00%
dm_council_tsgk_v2 1 1 51 33 50 100.00%
dm_diablo_learic_bs_b2 1 1 51 11 50 100.00%
dm_frenzy_v2_m 1 1 51 9 50 100.00%
dm_overwatch_final 1 1 51 14 50 100.00%
cll_jaeger_06 1 1 50 4 50 100.00%
cok_highrise_v6 1 1 50 5 50 100.00%
dm_aim_arena_reportaled_r7 1 1 50 12 50 100.00%
dm_albatross_b01 1 1 50 28 50 100.00%
dm_attack_house_xmas_rc1 1 1 50 33 50 100.00%
dm_battlecreek 1 1 50 7 50 100.00%
dm_bk_exanimalis_rc2 1 1 50 15 50 100.00%
dm_campgrounds_r2 1 1 50 17 50 100.00%
dm_coax_ot 1 1 50 8 50 100.00%
dm_csgo_shoots 1 1 50 9 50 100.00%
dm_denizen_rc3 1 1 50 23 50 100.00%
dm_diorama_night_v2 1 1 50 1 50 100.00%
dm_doh_b5 1 1 50 22 50 100.00%
dm_firebase_s 1 1 50 14 50 100.00%
dm_hazoe 1 1 50 15 50 100.00%
dm_troje 1 1 50 14 50 100.00%
dm_boogys_css_ocean 1 1 49 12 49 100.00%
dmr1_coastline_r2 1 1 45 18 40 100.00%
dm_icewerk__mod_by_jkal 1 1 43 21 43 100.00%
dm_css_stormwind_bm 1 1 42 9 41 100.00%
dm_bridge 1 1 41 6 40 100.00%
dm_afb_rundowntown_r1 1 1 39 21 38 100.00%
dm_downfall_emc2_v1 1 0 39 24 35 0.00%
dm_crystal_lake_kb 1 1 38 22 38 100.00%
dm_420 1 0 37 12 37 0.00%
dm_desert_compound_sw 1 1 36 1 36 100.00%
dm_goldtooth_vd1 1 1 36 15 34 100.00%
dm_snipe_yard 1 0 36 19 35 0.00%
dm_finca_box_dukemod 1 0 35 6 33 0.00%
dm_hogs_halloween 1 1 35 19 35 100.00%
dm_dod_campazzo_bm 1 1 34 19 33 100.00%
dm_overwatch_phat_ruin 1 1 34 35 33 100.00%
dm_powersurgeb8 1 1 31 26 31 100.00%
dm_alcys_factory 1 1 30 14 29 100.00%
dm_castle_sanctuary_slam 1 0 29 17 28 0.00%
asc_masters_walmart_v11 1 1 28 12 28 100.00%
dm_tinside 1 0 26 21 22 0.00%
dm_hellhole_b174_cave 1 1 25 9 22 100.00%
bitch_sit1 1 1 23 15 20 100.00%
dm_farpoint 1 1 11 1 11 100.00%
dm_studyroomx 1 0 5 1 5 0.00%
dm_xbow_eye 1 0 0 0 0 0.00%
INTERNAL MEMO

Haven Field Report

Deterministic assessment generated from recorded HAVEN statistics.

SERVICE RECORD: Slime has 22,159 ranked career kills across 529 completed ranked matches, including 425 wins. These figures are official; the conclusions remain under review.

ACTIVE INVESTIGATION - ARMOURY REVIEW: 663 of this week's 3684 ranked kills came from the .357 Magnum. Procurement has asked whether the other weapons are being kept for decoration.

DEPARTMENTAL VERDICT: Slime's medical file now has its own filing cabinet. The cabinet is asking for support.

RECENT OPERATIONS

Recent Ranked Matches

Ten most recent completed ranked records.
Ended Map Result K D S F Recorded Winner
28 Oct 2026 19:34 dm_frequency WIN 41 24 2 39 Slime
28 Oct 2026 19:14 dm_cottage_beta2 WIN 50 32 0 50 Slime
28 Oct 2026 19:00 dm_epicenter OTHER 34 28 1 33 Bearingup
28 Oct 2026 18:45 dm_doh_b5 WIN 50 22 0 50 Slime
28 Oct 2026 18:37 dm_denizen_rc3 WIN 50 23 0 50 Slime
28 Oct 2026 18:27 dm_boogys_css_ocean WIN 49 12 0 49 Slime
28 Oct 2026 18:07 dm_troje WIN 50 14 0 50 Slime
28 Oct 2026 17:56 dm_seras_dialoog_daytime WIN 50 11 0 50 Slime
27 Oct 2026 21:29 dm_seras_dialoog_daytime OTHER 0 0 0 0 Not recorded
27 Oct 2026 21:09 dm_hellhole_b174_cave WIN 25 9 3 22 Slime
RECORDED DISTANCE TELEMETRY

Personal Records

Longest and shortest successful recorded kills.
Longest Recorded Kill
540.50 m
.357 Magnum

vs SirCampalot · dm_airfield_kbs
Recorded 2026-09-29
Shortest Recorded Kill
0.06 m
AR2

vs <ACR>{COK}{V@G}WartornMonkey (U · dm_snipe_deathtoll_v2
Recorded 2026-10-16

Distance Records by Weapon

Weapon Longest Shortest Kills measured
.357 Magnum
540.50 m 0.34 m 3,917
AR2
35.39 m 0.06 m 1,328
Combine Ball
51.34 m 0.76 m 995
Crossbow Bolt
130.76 m 0.61 m 4,158
Crowbar
1.63 m 0.75 m 24
Env Explosion
156.02 m 0.62 m 1,676
Grenade
48.34 m 2.01 m 565
Physics
43.75 m 0.78 m 266
Pistol
29.76 m 0.52 m 98
Rpg Missile
72.95 m 2.08 m 96
Shotgun
33.79 m 0.46 m 1,578
SLAM
84.98 m 0.31 m 110
SMG1
28.10 m 0.53 m 156
Smg1 Grenade
23.78 m 2.80 m 96
Sniperrifle
300.51 m 0.61 m 1,192
Stunstick
1.68 m 0.17 m 57
Thrown Crowbar
7.01 m 1.88 m 4
Distances are retained internally in Source units and displayed here as approximate metres using 52.4934 Source units per metre. Missing, zero and self-kill distances are excluded. Measured opponent kills: 16,316.