Leaderboard Rank
#2
Official HAVEN order: wins, then kills.
PERSONNEL FILE · ACCOUNT 11,582,289
PERSONNEL DEPARTMENT
Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
Facility Administration
OFFICIAL SERVICE RECORD
Ranked Career
Completed ranked HAVEN matches only.
Ranked Matches
736
Completed ranked matches.
Wins
123
Official ranked victories.
Kills
13,289
Historical ranked total.
Deaths
7,810
Historical ranked total.
Suicides
913
Recorded ranked suicides.
Frags
12,375
Kills after frag penalties.
K/D
1.70
16.71% ranked win rate.
ARMOURY RECORD
Ranked Weapons
Historical ranked kills using HAVEN's canonical weapon catalogue.
| # | Weapon | Kills | Recorded token |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Crossbow
Precision
|
8,951 | crossbow_bolt |
| 2 |
Explosion
Environmental
|
950 | env_explosion |
| 3 |
HAVEN HSR-1
Precision
|
900 | Sniperrifle, sniperrifle |
| 4 |
.357 Magnum
Sidearm
|
522 | 357 |
| 5 |
SMG Grenade
Explosive
|
506 | smg1_grenade |
| 6 |
Combine Pulse Rifle
Rifle
|
442 | ar2 |
| 7 |
Combine Energy Ball
Energy
|
397 | combine_ball |
| 8 |
SMG
Automatic
|
261 | smg1 |
| 9 |
Physics Prop
Physics
|
146 | physics |
| 10 |
Pistol
Sidearm
|
73 | pistol |
| 11 |
Shotgun
Shotgun
|
59 | shotgun |
| 12 |
S.L.A.M.
Explosive
|
32 | slam |
| 13 |
Crowbar
Melee
|
27 | crowbar |
| 14 |
RPG
Explosive
|
18 | rpg_missile |
| 15 |
Tank
Unclassified
|
3 | tank |
| 16 |
Fragmentation Grenade
Explosive
|
2 | grenade_frag |
FACILITY DEPLOYMENTS
Ranked Map Record
Performance grouped by recorded map name.
| Map | Matches | Wins | Kills | Deaths | Frags | Win Rate |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| dm_lockdown | 38 | 9 | 513 | 222 | 464 | 23.68% |
| dm_steamlab | 29 | 4 | 626 | 368 | 567 | 13.79% |
| dm_overwatch | 29 | 5 | 378 | 221 | 348 | 17.24% |
| dm_powerhouse | 27 | 3 | 259 | 159 | 244 | 11.11% |
| dm_runoff | 26 | 3 | 469 | 249 | 439 | 11.54% |
| dm_resistance | 25 | 5 | 460 | 264 | 427 | 20.00% |
| dm_underpass | 24 | 3 | 384 | 290 | 351 | 12.50% |
| dm_castigate | 22 | 1 | 449 | 268 | 421 | 4.55% |
| dm_rapidfire | 18 | 1 | 449 | 330 | 423 | 5.56% |
| halls3 | 17 | 4 | 477 | 238 | 427 | 23.53% |
| dm_construction | 16 | 3 | 411 | 201 | 393 | 18.75% |
| dm_minecart | 16 | 0 | 384 | 290 | 347 | 0.00% |
| dm_value | 16 | 3 | 130 | 85 | 118 | 18.75% |
| dm_datacore | 15 | 1 | 425 | 305 | 359 | 6.67% |
| dm_zest | 15 | 6 | 393 | 146 | 376 | 40.00% |
| dm_grawler | 15 | 3 | 287 | 131 | 257 | 20.00% |
| 1eedeev_nwottsohg_skcor | 15 | 1 | 125 | 134 | 113 | 6.67% |
| dm_swamplight_final | 13 | 1 | 148 | 80 | 139 | 7.69% |
| dm_boogymans_funpark | 12 | 3 | 195 | 87 | 194 | 25.00% |
| dm_avalon_b1 | 11 | 4 | 227 | 116 | 221 | 36.36% |
| dm_lockdown_reloaded | 10 | 2 | 211 | 139 | 188 | 20.00% |
| cll_awadar_v3 | 10 | 1 | 124 | 100 | 119 | 10.00% |
| dm_airfield_kbs | 10 | 2 | 112 | 59 | 112 | 20.00% |
| dm_ancient_ob_1 | 9 | 0 | 246 | 127 | 234 | 0.00% |
| dm_streetwar | 9 | 1 | 177 | 109 | 170 | 11.11% |
| dm_outlying_v2 | 9 | 1 | 143 | 103 | 134 | 11.11% |
| dm_stad | 9 | 1 | 113 | 108 | 107 | 11.11% |
| dm_cloudcity | 9 | 2 | 80 | 41 | 76 | 22.22% |
| dm_deepspaces_4_v2 | 9 | 3 | 34 | 19 | 34 | 33.33% |
| dm_crossfire | 8 | 1 | 204 | 166 | 173 | 12.50% |
| dm_overwatch_winter | 8 | 1 | 125 | 59 | 119 | 12.50% |
| dm_crossfire_final | 8 | 1 | 87 | 80 | 78 | 12.50% |
| dm_ultimate_lobby | 8 | 1 | 86 | 84 | 79 | 12.50% |
| dm_italian_village_bm | 7 | 2 | 204 | 78 | 197 | 28.57% |
| dm_snipers_tropic_kbs | 7 | 1 | 145 | 62 | 144 | 14.29% |
| dm_snarkpit | 7 | 0 | 108 | 96 | 90 | 0.00% |
| 020511 | 6 | 3 | 57 | 44 | 55 | 50.00% |
| dm_sniper_xlau_v2b77 | 5 | 0 | 86 | 34 | 79 | 0.00% |
| dm_sniper_sunset_v2 | 4 | 1 | 166 | 78 | 160 | 25.00% |
| dm_sniper_grizeg_v6 | 4 | 2 | 143 | 46 | 137 | 50.00% |
| dm_snipe_bunkergrass2 | 4 | 0 | 124 | 72 | 120 | 0.00% |
| dm_snipe_combine | 4 | 0 | 121 | 82 | 111 | 0.00% |
| dm_sniper_traps_v2 | 4 | 1 | 117 | 63 | 109 | 25.00% |
| dm_snipe_campx_lmht | 4 | 0 | 115 | 73 | 109 | 0.00% |
| dm_dod_desert_sniper_bm | 4 | 1 | 102 | 70 | 102 | 25.00% |
| dm_snipe_bluenight_v8 | 4 | 1 | 92 | 57 | 82 | 25.00% |
| dm_sniper_elea_remix13 | 4 | 2 | 88 | 61 | 75 | 50.00% |
| dm_kybos_sniper_valley_bm | 4 | 0 | 84 | 42 | 84 | 0.00% |
| dm_sniperfaceoff_day | 4 | 1 | 50 | 66 | 41 | 25.00% |
| dm_antartic_outpost | 4 | 1 | 45 | 24 | 42 | 25.00% |
| dm_sniper_delta_prime_v5 | 4 | 2 | 45 | 37 | 41 | 50.00% |
| dm_fxbow_final | 3 | 1 | 94 | 35 | 89 | 33.33% |
| cll_mousekitchen | 3 | 0 | 88 | 56 | 82 | 0.00% |
| dm_snipe_deathtoll_v2 | 3 | 0 | 83 | 75 | 80 | 0.00% |
| dm_aim_arena_reportaled_r7 | 3 | 1 | 82 | 17 | 80 | 33.33% |
| dm_snipe_blueday_beta1 | 3 | 0 | 71 | 38 | 69 | 0.00% |
| dm_battleyard_v4 | 3 | 1 | 51 | 9 | 50 | 33.33% |
| dm_overwatch_final | 3 | 0 | 45 | 21 | 43 | 0.00% |
| dm_backwash2 | 3 | 0 | 19 | 8 | 19 | 0.00% |
| bitch_sit1 | 3 | 0 | 18 | 6 | 18 | 0.00% |
| dm_city_nearly_east_daad | 2 | 1 | 92 | 64 | 86 | 50.00% |
| dm_airstrike | 2 | 1 | 64 | 32 | 60 | 50.00% |
| dm_420 | 2 | 1 | 50 | 9 | 50 | 50.00% |
| dm_xbow_chaos_v2 | 2 | 0 | 44 | 17 | 43 | 0.00% |
| dm_boot_camp | 2 | 1 | 37 | 13 | 36 | 50.00% |
| dm_afb_rundowntown_r1 | 2 | 0 | 31 | 20 | 30 | 0.00% |
| dm_tinside | 2 | 1 | 30 | 11 | 30 | 50.00% |
| dm_alcys_factory | 2 | 1 | 29 | 13 | 27 | 50.00% |
| dm_sniper_city_2008_b2 | 2 | 0 | 26 | 20 | 22 | 0.00% |
| dm_crystal_lake_kb | 2 | 0 | 20 | 26 | 16 | 0.00% |
| dm_arcticbase_prefinal | 2 | 1 | 10 | 0 | 10 | 50.00% |
| dm_barrage_final | 2 | 1 | 9 | 2 | 8 | 50.00% |
| dm_7hour | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00% |
| dm_albatross_b03 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00% |
| dm_farpoint | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00% |
| dm_lockdown_pro_final | 2 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0.00% |
| dm_downfall_emc2_v1 | 1 | 1 | 53 | 12 | 50 | 100.00% |
| dm_urban_small | 1 | 1 | 52 | 17 | 50 | 100.00% |
| dm_finca_box_dukemod | 1 | 1 | 51 | 6 | 50 | 100.00% |
| zg_junkcity_xmas | 1 | 1 | 51 | 18 | 50 | 100.00% |
| dm_belisarium_v1c | 1 | 0 | 50 | 25 | 47 | 0.00% |
| dm_snipe_yard | 1 | 1 | 50 | 19 | 50 | 100.00% |
| dm_angel_eyes_fod | 1 | 0 | 49 | 20 | 46 | 0.00% |
| dm_wd40 | 1 | 0 | 49 | 37 | 46 | 0.00% |
| dm_hazoe | 1 | 0 | 48 | 10 | 47 | 0.00% |
| dm_bk_exanimalis_rc2 | 1 | 0 | 45 | 22 | 41 | 0.00% |
| dm_cottage_beta2 | 1 | 0 | 44 | 36 | 42 | 0.00% |
| dm_council_tsgk_v2 | 1 | 0 | 42 | 28 | 38 | 0.00% |
| dm_donya_bm | 1 | 0 | 39 | 25 | 37 | 0.00% |
| dm_diablo_learic_bs_b2 | 1 | 0 | 38 | 20 | 35 | 0.00% |
| dm_amplitude | 1 | 0 | 37 | 22 | 36 | 0.00% |
| dm_attack_house_xmas_rc1 | 1 | 0 | 37 | 32 | 33 | 0.00% |
| dm_coax_ot | 1 | 0 | 35 | 10 | 34 | 0.00% |
| dm_baggage_handling_v2h | 1 | 1 | 34 | 1 | 34 | 100.00% |
| dm_bloodsuckers_arena | 1 | 0 | 33 | 25 | 31 | 0.00% |
| dm_overwatch_phat_ruin | 1 | 0 | 33 | 33 | 30 | 0.00% |
| dm_abyss_fixed | 1 | 0 | 31 | 19 | 30 | 0.00% |
| dm_bridge | 1 | 0 | 31 | 34 | 27 | 0.00% |
| dm_bus_rats_b3 | 1 | 0 | 31 | 14 | 31 | 0.00% |
| dm_caught_economy_003 | 1 | 0 | 31 | 17 | 31 | 0.00% |
| dm_frequency | 1 | 0 | 30 | 17 | 29 | 0.00% |
| dm_castle_sanctuary_slam | 1 | 0 | 28 | 25 | 28 | 0.00% |
| dm_css_stormwind_bm | 1 | 0 | 28 | 34 | 28 | 0.00% |
| cll_catal_xmas_v1 | 1 | 0 | 27 | 32 | 23 | 0.00% |
| dm_epicenter | 1 | 0 | 27 | 2 | 26 | 0.00% |
| dm_albatross_b01 | 1 | 0 | 25 | 25 | 25 | 0.00% |
| asc_bunker_fusionhead_beta3 | 1 | 0 | 23 | 3 | 23 | 0.00% |
| dm_powersurgeb8 | 1 | 0 | 22 | 19 | 21 | 0.00% |
| dm_goldtooth_vd1 | 1 | 0 | 21 | 24 | 20 | 0.00% |
| dm_autoroute_vd2 | 1 | 1 | 20 | 4 | 20 | 100.00% |
| dm_campgrounds_r2 | 1 | 0 | 20 | 18 | 20 | 0.00% |
| dm_dod_campazzo_bm | 1 | 0 | 20 | 18 | 16 | 0.00% |
| dm_hellhole_b174_cave | 1 | 0 | 20 | 17 | 17 | 0.00% |
| dm_frenzy_v2_m | 1 | 0 | 17 | 9 | 17 | 0.00% |
| dm_2wars_v1 | 1 | 0 | 14 | 5 | 14 | 0.00% |
| cs_forest_farm_bm | 1 | 0 | 13 | 22 | 11 | 0.00% |
| dm_dgc_finca_v2 | 1 | 1 | 11 | 0 | 11 | 100.00% |
| dm_firebase_s | 1 | 0 | 11 | 6 | 11 | 0.00% |
| dm_icewerk__mod_by_jkal | 1 | 0 | 11 | 2 | 11 | 0.00% |
| dm_katsura_night | 1 | 1 | 11 | 3 | 9 | 100.00% |
| cok_bad_ass | 1 | 0 | 10 | 7 | 10 | 0.00% |
| dm_hogs_halloween | 1 | 0 | 10 | 17 | 10 | 0.00% |
| dm_desert-town | 1 | 0 | 9 | 11 | 4 | 0.00% |
| dmr1_coastline_r2 | 1 | 0 | 9 | 5 | 9 | 0.00% |
| ts_jag_tf2_suijin | 1 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 8 | 0.00% |
| dm_blackjack_mine_v2 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 1 | 6 | 100.00% |
| dm_bloom_pcp_v1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 100.00% |
| dm_doh_b5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 0.00% |
| dm_studyroomx | 1 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 4 | 0.00% |
| asc_snipe_crazy_v13c | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 0.00% |
| dm_abandoned | 1 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0.00% |
| dm_battleyard2_hdr_beta1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 0.00% |
| dm_crossfire_source | 1 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 100.00% |
| asc_masters_walmart_v11 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0.00% |
| de_kybos_sniperwar_v2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 100.00% |
| dm_bk_multidev_arena_rc3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0.00% |
| dm_bridge_to_nowhere_big | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0.00% |
| dm_land_of_lakes_dsj_pb | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 100.00% |
| dm_seras_dialoog_daytime | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0.00% |
| dm_troje | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0.00% |
| cll_catacomb_05 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00% |
| dm_9042_b4a | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.00% |
| dm_911_archeo_v1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.00% |
| dm_airfusion | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00% |
| dm_battlecreek | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.00% |
| dm_biohazard_next_gen | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00% |
| dm_corrugated | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.00% |
| dm_corse | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.00% |
| dm_defenestrate | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | -1 | 0.00% |
| dm_desert_compound_sw | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00% |
| dm_diorama_night_v2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00% |
| dm_fort_paradise | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00% |
| dm_snipe_final_v5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00% |
| dm_xbow_eye | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00% |
INTERNAL MEMO
Haven Field Report
Deterministic assessment generated from recorded HAVEN statistics.
SERVICE RECORD: Sir Digby has 13,289 ranked career kills across 736 completed ranked matches, including 123 wins. The most-used killing instrument is the Crossbow (8,951 ranked kills). These figures are official; the conclusions remain under review.
ACTIVE INVESTIGATION - RIVALRY DOSSIER: Recorded human-kill events show Sir Digby eliminating Slime 432 times this week, while Slime answered 491 times. The department recommends revisiting the tactical plan.
DEPARTMENTAL VERDICT: High Command requests a signature. Sir Digby has already signed on its behalf.
RECENT OPERATIONS
Recent Ranked Matches
Ten most recent completed ranked records.
| Ended | Map | Result | K | D | S | F | Recorded Winner |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28 Oct 2026 19:34 | dm_frequency | OTHER | 30 | 17 | 1 | 29 | Slime |
| 28 Oct 2026 19:14 | dm_cottage_beta2 | OTHER | 44 | 36 | 2 | 42 | Slime |
| 28 Oct 2026 19:00 | dm_epicenter | OTHER | 27 | 2 | 1 | 26 | Bearingup |
| 27 Oct 2026 22:49 | dm_doh_b5 | OTHER | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | CaptainTeapot |
| 27 Oct 2026 21:49 | dm_troje | OTHER | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | Not recorded |
| 27 Oct 2026 21:29 | dm_seras_dialoog_daytime | OTHER | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | Not recorded |
| 27 Oct 2026 21:09 | dm_hellhole_b174_cave | OTHER | 20 | 17 | 3 | 17 | Slime |
| 27 Oct 2026 20:48 | dm_urban_small | WIN | 52 | 17 | 2 | 50 | Sir Digby Chicken Caesar |
| 27 Oct 2026 20:36 | dm_wd40 | OTHER | 49 | 37 | 3 | 46 | Slime |
| 27 Oct 2026 20:19 | dm_overwatch_phat_ruin | OTHER | 33 | 33 | 3 | 30 | Slime |
RECORDED DISTANCE TELEMETRY
Personal Records
Longest and shortest successful
recorded kills.
Longest Recorded Kill
510.99 m
.357 Magnum
vs TheBeigeKnight · dm_airfield_kbs
Recorded 2026-09-25
Shortest Recorded Kill
0.59 m
Physics
vs <ACR>{COK}{V@G}WartornMonkey (U · halls3
Recorded 2026-09-22
Distance Records by Weapon
| Weapon | Longest | Shortest | Kills measured |
|---|---|---|---|
.357 Magnum |
510.99 m | 0.62 m | 353 |
AR2 |
46.07 m | 0.70 m | 208 |
Combine Ball |
57.21 m | 0.73 m | 232 |
Crossbow Bolt |
270.17 m | 0.61 m | 6,806 |
Crowbar |
2.12 m | 0.60 m | 23 |
Env Explosion |
111.24 m | 0.61 m | 673 |
Grenade |
2.53 m | 2.53 m | 1 |
Physics |
59.58 m | 0.59 m | 67 |
Pistol |
76.57 m | 0.62 m | 42 |
Rpg Missile |
59.50 m | 4.03 m | 13 |
Shotgun |
12.39 m | 0.76 m | 5 |
SLAM |
58.63 m | 1.51 m | 28 |
SMG1 |
38.36 m | 0.61 m | 167 |
Smg1 Grenade |
53.75 m | 0.85 m | 190 |
Sniperrifle |
305.26 m | 0.67 m | 939 |
Sniperrifle |
17.12 m | 17.12 m | 1 |
Tank |
50.89 m | 42.95 m | 3 |
Thrown Crowbar |
15.06 m | 1.47 m | 13 |
Distances are retained internally in
Source units and displayed here as
approximate metres using
52.4934 Source units per metre.
Missing, zero and self-kill distances
are excluded.
Measured opponent kills:
9,764.