Historical ranked kills using HAVEN's canonical weapon catalogue.
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Weapon
Kills
Recorded token
1
RPG
Explosive
21
rpg_missile
2
SMG Grenade
Explosive
5
smg1_grenade
3
S.L.A.M.
Explosive
2
slam
4
Combine Energy Ball
Energy
1
combine_ball
5
Crossbow
Precision
1
crossbow_bolt
6
Physics Prop
Physics
1
physics
FACILITY DEPLOYMENTS
Ranked Map Record
Performance grouped by recorded map name.
Map
Matches
Wins
Kills
Deaths
Frags
Win Rate
dm_overwatch
2
0
17
7
17
0.00%
dm_overwatch_winter
1
0
11
11
7
0.00%
dm_streetwar
1
0
3
5
3
0.00%
INTERNAL MEMO
Haven Field Report
Deterministic assessment generated from recorded HAVEN statistics.
SERVICE RECORD: Tesseract (ESP) has 31 ranked career kills across 4 completed ranked matches, including 0 wins. The most-used killing instrument is the RPG (21 ranked kills). These figures are official; the conclusions remain under review.
ACTIVE INVESTIGATION - MISSING PERSONNEL REPORT: No completed ranked appearances were recorded for Tesseract (ESP) during the past seven days. The attendance ledger remains conspicuously quiet.
DEPARTMENTAL VERDICT: Further investigation has been approved, provided someone else completes the paperwork.
RECENT OPERATIONS
Recent Ranked Matches
Ten most recent completed ranked records.
Ended
Map
Result
K
D
S
F
Recorded Winner
21 Oct 2026 17:12
dm_overwatch_winter
OTHER
11
11
4
7
Slime
08 Oct 2026 18:31
dm_overwatch
OTHER
15
5
0
15
Slime
06 Oct 2026 18:30
dm_overwatch
OTHER
2
2
0
2
Slime
05 Oct 2026 19:17
dm_streetwar
OTHER
3
5
0
3
Slime
RECORDED DISTANCE TELEMETRY
Personal Records
Longest and shortest successful
recorded kills.
Longest Recorded Kill
38.32 m
SLAM
vs LordFumblebottom · dm_overwatch_winter Recorded 2026-10-21
Shortest Recorded Kill
1.94 m
Rpg Missile
vs <ACR>{COK}{V@G}WartornMonkey (U · dm_overwatch_winter Recorded 2026-10-21
Distance Records by Weapon
Weapon
Longest
Shortest
Kills measured
Combine Ball
4.87 m
4.87 m
1
Crossbow Bolt
10.30 m
10.30 m
1
Physics
7.93 m
7.93 m
1
Rpg Missile
28.54 m
1.94 m
22
SLAM
38.32 m
2.05 m
2
Smg1 Grenade
14.91 m
2.42 m
5
Distances are retained internally in
Source units and displayed here as
approximate metres using
52.4934 Source units per metre.
Missing, zero and self-kill distances
are excluded.
Measured opponent kills:
32.