Leaderboard Rank
#11
Official HAVEN order: wins, then kills.
PERSONNEL FILE · ACCOUNT 217,468,283
PERSONNEL DEPARTMENT
Hulkamania
Recorded Combatant
OFFICIAL SERVICE RECORD
Ranked Career
Completed ranked HAVEN matches only.
Ranked Matches
6
Completed ranked matches.
Wins
2
Official ranked victories.
Kills
110
Historical ranked total.
Deaths
66
Historical ranked total.
Suicides
24
Recorded ranked suicides.
Frags
86
Kills after frag penalties.
K/D
1.67
33.33% ranked win rate.
ARMOURY RECORD
Ranked Weapons
Historical ranked kills using HAVEN's canonical weapon catalogue.
| # | Weapon | Kills | Recorded token |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
RPG
Explosive
|
55 | rpg_missile |
| 2 |
Crossbow
Precision
|
31 | crossbow_bolt |
| 3 |
.357 Magnum
Sidearm
|
15 | 357 |
| 4 |
Explosion
Environmental
|
4 | env_explosion |
| 5 |
S.L.A.M.
Explosive
|
2 | slam |
| 6 |
Shotgun
Shotgun
|
2 | shotgun |
| 7 |
Crowbar
Melee
|
1 | crowbar |
FACILITY DEPLOYMENTS
Ranked Map Record
Performance grouped by recorded map name.
| Map | Matches | Wins | Kills | Deaths | Frags | Win Rate |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| dm_minecart | 1 | 1 | 55 | 32 | 47 | 100.00% |
| dm_snarkpit | 1 | 1 | 40 | 22 | 30 | 100.00% |
| dm_stad | 1 | 0 | 14 | 9 | 10 | 0.00% |
| dm_boogys_css_ocean | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0.00% |
| dm_crossfire_source | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.00% |
| dm_lockdown | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | -2 | 0.00% |
INTERNAL MEMO
Haven Field Report
Deterministic assessment generated from recorded HAVEN statistics.
SERVICE RECORD: Hulkamania has 110 ranked career kills across 6 completed ranked matches, including 2 wins. The most-used killing instrument is the RPG (55 ranked kills). These figures are official; the conclusions remain under review.
ACTIVE INVESTIGATION - RIVALRY DOSSIER: Recorded human-kill events show Hulkamania eliminating {(.:A.o.S:.)} Ice 7 times this week, while {(.:A.o.S:.)} Ice answered 17 times. The department recommends revisiting the tactical plan.
DEPARTMENTAL VERDICT: Management cannot confirm a promotion, but it has authorised another cup of coffee.
RECENT OPERATIONS
Recent Ranked Matches
Ten most recent completed ranked records.
| Ended | Map | Result | K | D | S | F | Recorded Winner |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27 Oct 2026 07:13 | dm_boogys_css_ocean | OTHER | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | Not recorded |
| 25 Oct 2026 17:54 | dm_stad | OTHER | 14 | 9 | 4 | 10 | Slime |
| 25 Oct 2026 17:34 | dm_snarkpit | WIN | 40 | 22 | 10 | 30 | Hulkamania |
| 25 Oct 2026 17:14 | dm_minecart | WIN | 55 | 32 | 8 | 47 | Hulkamania |
| 04 Oct 2026 13:54 | dm_crossfire_source | OTHER | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | TheMinistryofLag |
| 30 Sep 2026 14:17 | dm_lockdown | OTHER | 0 | 2 | 2 | -2 | SirLags-a-Lot |
RECORDED DISTANCE TELEMETRY
Personal Records
Longest and shortest successful
recorded kills.
Longest Recorded Kill
38.27 m
Rpg Missile
vs AdmiralTurnip · dm_minecart
Recorded 2026-10-25
Shortest Recorded Kill
1.03 m
.357 Magnum
vs {(.:A.o.S:.)} Ice (USA) · dm_minecart
Recorded 2026-10-25
Distance Records by Weapon
| Weapon | Longest | Shortest | Kills measured |
|---|---|---|---|
.357 Magnum |
32.01 m | 1.03 m | 15 |
Crossbow Bolt |
32.45 m | 2.14 m | 31 |
Crowbar |
1.29 m | 1.29 m | 1 |
Env Explosion |
13.18 m | 5.22 m | 4 |
Rpg Missile |
38.27 m | 2.84 m | 55 |
Shotgun |
11.90 m | 5.53 m | 2 |
SLAM |
14.29 m | 7.84 m | 2 |
Distances are retained internally in
Source units and displayed here as
approximate metres using
52.4934 Source units per metre.
Missing, zero and self-kill distances
are excluded.
Measured opponent kills:
110.