Leaderboard Rank
#48
Official HAVEN order: wins, then kills.
PERSONNEL FILE · ACCOUNT 1,729,623,726
PERSONNEL DEPARTMENT
МИСЬЕ ГЛИНОМЕС
Recorded Combatant
OFFICIAL SERVICE RECORD
Ranked Career
Completed ranked HAVEN matches only.
Ranked Matches
5
Completed ranked matches.
Wins
0
Official ranked victories.
Kills
97
Historical ranked total.
Deaths
79
Historical ranked total.
Suicides
6
Recorded ranked suicides.
Frags
91
Kills after frag penalties.
K/D
1.23
0.00% ranked win rate.
ARMOURY RECORD
Ranked Weapons
Historical ranked kills using HAVEN's canonical weapon catalogue.
| # | Weapon | Kills | Recorded token |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
.357 Magnum
Sidearm
|
38 | 357 |
| 2 |
Combine Pulse Rifle
Rifle
|
30 | ar2 |
| 3 |
SMG
Automatic
|
11 | smg1 |
| 4 |
RPG
Explosive
|
5 | rpg_missile |
| 5 |
Crossbow
Precision
|
4 | crossbow_bolt |
| 6 |
Shotgun
Shotgun
|
4 | shotgun |
| 7 |
Physics Prop
Physics
|
2 | physics |
| 8 |
Combine Energy Ball
Energy
|
1 | combine_ball |
| 9 |
S.L.A.M.
Explosive
|
1 | slam |
| 10 |
SMG Grenade
Explosive
|
1 | smg1_grenade |
FACILITY DEPLOYMENTS
Ranked Map Record
Performance grouped by recorded map name.
| Map | Matches | Wins | Kills | Deaths | Frags | Win Rate |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| dm_snipe_bunkergrass2 | 1 | 0 | 35 | 18 | 33 | 0.00% |
| dm_snipe_bluenight_v8 | 1 | 0 | 27 | 23 | 23 | 0.00% |
| dm_snipe_blueday_beta1 | 1 | 0 | 19 | 21 | 19 | 0.00% |
| dm_sniper_xlau_v2b77 | 1 | 0 | 9 | 10 | 9 | 0.00% |
| dm_snipe_campx_lmht | 1 | 0 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 0.00% |
INTERNAL MEMO
Haven Field Report
Deterministic assessment generated from recorded HAVEN statistics.
SERVICE RECORD: МИСЬЕ ГЛИНОМЕС (RU has 97 ranked career kills across 5 completed ranked matches, including 0 wins. The most-used killing instrument is the .357 Magnum (38 ranked kills). These figures are official; the conclusions remain under review.
ACTIVE INVESTIGATION - MISSING PERSONNEL REPORT: No completed ranked appearances were recorded for МИСЬЕ ГЛИНОМЕС (RU during the past seven days. The attendance ledger remains conspicuously quiet.
DEPARTMENTAL VERDICT: Management cannot confirm a promotion, but it has authorised another cup of coffee.
RECENT OPERATIONS
Recent Ranked Matches
Ten most recent completed ranked records.
| Ended | Map | Result | K | D | S | F | Recorded Winner |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16 Oct 2026 18:55 | dm_snipe_campx_lmht | OTHER | 7 | 7 | 0 | 7 | Slime |
| 16 Oct 2026 18:45 | dm_snipe_bunkergrass2 | OTHER | 35 | 18 | 2 | 33 | Slime |
| 16 Oct 2026 18:31 | dm_snipe_bluenight_v8 | OTHER | 27 | 23 | 4 | 23 | Slime |
| 16 Oct 2026 18:19 | dm_snipe_blueday_beta1 | OTHER | 19 | 21 | 0 | 19 | Slime |
| 16 Oct 2026 18:11 | dm_sniper_xlau_v2b77 | OTHER | 9 | 10 | 0 | 9 | Slime |
RECORDED DISTANCE TELEMETRY
Personal Records
Longest and shortest successful
recorded kills.
Longest Recorded Kill
45.68 m
.357 Magnum
vs TheDepartmentofOw · dm_snipe_bluenight_v8
Recorded 2026-10-16
Shortest Recorded Kill
1.13 m
AR2
vs Slime (CAN) · dm_snipe_bluenight_v8
Recorded 2026-10-16
Distance Records by Weapon
| Weapon | Longest | Shortest | Kills measured |
|---|---|---|---|
.357 Magnum |
45.68 m | 1.80 m | 38 |
AR2 |
44.68 m | 1.13 m | 30 |
Combine Ball |
13.14 m | 13.14 m | 1 |
Crossbow Bolt |
20.02 m | 7.60 m | 4 |
Physics |
25.50 m | 17.31 m | 2 |
Rpg Missile |
26.41 m | 11.62 m | 5 |
Shotgun |
14.47 m | 4.24 m | 4 |
SLAM |
3.79 m | 3.79 m | 1 |
SMG1 |
20.58 m | 3.80 m | 11 |
Smg1 Grenade |
9.00 m | 9.00 m | 1 |
Distances are retained internally in
Source units and displayed here as
approximate metres using
52.4934 Source units per metre.
Missing, zero and self-kill distances
are excluded.
Measured opponent kills:
97.