Brian's Spare Sandal

Brian's Spare Sandal has recorded 381 kills and 1018 deaths in the retained HAVEN BOT event archive, for a K/D of 0.37. 350 of those kills were against other BOTs and 31 were against Human players. The preferred instrument of persuasion is the Pistol, responsible for 173 recorded kills. Over the last seven days the event archive contains 44 kills against 202 deaths, for a K/D of 0.22. The respawn machinery is currently receiving more use than the manufacturer probably intended.

Brian's Spare Sandal's most persistent Human nuisance over the last seven days has been Slime, who has destroyed the unit 57 times. Brian's Spare Sandal has answered with 5 kills, meaning the paperwork currently favours Slime. The official match archive names Brian's Spare Sandal as winner 18 times in total, including 2 during the last seven days. These are explicit winner records, not a complete BOT participation history. halls3 has generated the most recorded activity, with 105 kills and 103 deaths involving Brian's Spare Sandal.

Detailed telemetry records 5083 hits dealt and 5259 received. The statistics department therefore believes the problem is not finding opponents so much as persuading them to remain dead. The Pistol accounts for 45.4% of recorded kills, so the rest of the armoury is beginning to feel decorative. Shot Placement shows a pronounced interest in the Right Leg, which has absorbed 2407 recorded hits. Haven has declined to ask whether this is tactical doctrine or a software preference. This week the Pistol supplied 28 of 44 kills. The procurement department has taken the hint. The Automated Personnel Department has reviewed Brian's Spare Sandal's figures and stamped the file 'OPERATIONAL, WITH NOTES'. Nobody has volunteered to explain the notes.