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PERSONNEL DEPARTMENT

Department of Bottom Affairs

Automated Personnel
BOT Directory
#2
Profile ID
#16
Log Alias
DepartmentofBottomAffairs
Record Type
Automated Personnel
OFFICIAL SERVICE RECORD

Combat Record

BOT event telemetry. No Human-style ranked participation record is claimed.
BOT Directory Rank
#2
Ordered by recorded kill events.
Recorded Kills
554
Detailed BOT kill-event archive.
Recorded Deaths
1,270
Detailed BOT death-event archive.
K/D
0.44
Recorded kill events divided by recorded deaths.
Headshots
7
Recorded kill-event headshots.
Headshot Rate
1.26%
Share of recorded kills marked as headshots.
Hits Dealt
6,926
Retained BOT-involved hit telemetry.
Hits Received
7,117
Retained BOT-involved hit telemetry.
ARMOURY RECORD

Recorded Weapons

Recorded BOT kill events by weapon. Favourite: pistol.
# Weapon Kills Headshots Avg Distance
1
pistol
254 1 756 units
2
smg1
247 6 365 units
3
ar2
17 0 411 units
4
physics
12 0 405 units
5
crossbow_bolt
9 0 1,633 units
6
smg1_grenade
5 0 168 units
7
grenade_frag
3 0 847 units
8
stunstick
3 0 33 units
9
combine_ball
2 0 279 units
10
357
1 0 548 units
11
shotgun
1 0 659 units
CARTOGRAPHY RECORD

Recorded Map Activity

BOT telemetry grouped by recorded map. Most active: halls3.
Map Kills Deaths Hits Damage
halls3
252 245 1,739 11,293
dm_zest
87 117 1,240 9,952
dm_grawler
44 67 499 3,491
dm_snarkpit
28 27 273 2,747
dm_minecart
14 54 355 1,800
dm_lockdown_reloaded
13 56 339 3,227
dm_construction
7 22 39 277
dm_crossfire_final
6 16 139 943
dm_caught_economy_003
6 19 52 461
dm_swamplight_final
5 36 174 1,106
dm_overwatch_winter
5 9 120 759
dm_castigate
5 6 108 553
dm_denizen_rc3
5 6 97 644
dm_rapidfire
5 14 81 754
dm_boogymans_funpark
5 52 80 960
dm_resistance
4 24 115 700
dm_urban_small
4 19 62 483
dm_lockdown
4 7 21 159
dm_gallery_v31
3 18 148 770
dm_campgrounds_r2
3 27 122 819
dm_avalon_b1
3 6 80 641
dm_streetwar
3 21 40 236
asc_bunker_fusionhead_beta3
3 22 39 532
dm_doh_b5
3 2 31 301
dm_powerhouse
3 0 20 1,213
dm_forest_of_pain_final
3 2 7 507
dm_cottage_beta2
2 34 72 943
dm_csgo_shoots
2 14 60 330
dm_boogys_css_ocean
2 23 53 311
dm_snipe_campx_lmht
2 3 43 356
asc_masters_walmart_v11
2 15 40 200
dm_steamlab
2 4 32 247
dm_underpass
2 2 20 100
asc_snipe_crazy_v13c
2 0 16 80
dm_datacore
2 39 0 0
dm_ancient_ob_1
1 49 58 317
dm_aim_arena_reportaled_r7
1 13 36 195
dm_backwash2
1 2 36 210
cs_forest_farm_bm
1 13 34 185
dm_farpoint
1 5 32 250
dm_sniper_xlau_v2b77
1 3 18 90
dm_sniper_grizeg_v6
1 4 17 103
dm_barrage_final
1 0 13 104
dm_battleyard_v4
1 0 13 104
dm_stad
1 2 13 101
dm_alcys_factory
1 2 10 50
dm_9042_b4a
1 0 1 500
dm_alcys_c17
1 2 0 0
dm_outlying_v2
0 4 33 237
dm_sniper_traps_v2
0 10 32 175
dm_overwatch_final
0 10 31 215
dm_fort_paradise
0 12 29 151
dm_overwatch
0 3 28 211
020511
0 17 18 102
dm_fxbow_final
0 1 18 90
dm_crossfire_source
0 2 15 120
1eedeev_nwottsohg_skcor
0 6 14 80
dm_sniper_delta_prime_v5
0 18 14 105
dm_xbow_chaos_v2
0 16 12 63
dm_snipers_tropic_kbs
0 13 10 60
dm_boot_camp
0 7 9 48
dm_snipe_bluenight_v8
0 1 9 72
dm_italian_village_bm
0 1 7 35
dm_airfield_kbs
0 7 5 25
dm_value
0 3 3 21
dm_runoff
0 3 2 11
dm_911_archeo_v1
0 1 0 0
dm_darkmatter_pcp_v2c
0 1 0 0
dm_land_of_lakes_dsj_pb
0 4 0 0
dm_seras_dialoog_daytime
0 6 0 0
dm_troje
0 1 0 0
INTERNAL MEMO

Haven Field Report

Deterministic assessment generated from recorded HAVEN statistics.

Department of Bottom Affairs has recorded 554 kills and 1270 deaths in the retained HAVEN BOT event archive, for a K/D of 0.44. 510 of those kills were against other BOTs and 44 were against Human players. The preferred instrument of persuasion is the Pistol, responsible for 254 recorded kills. Over the last seven days the event archive contains 109 kills against 345 deaths, for a K/D of 0.32. The respawn machinery is currently receiving more use than the manufacturer probably intended.

Department of Bottom Affairs's most persistent Human nuisance over the last seven days has been Slime, who has destroyed the unit 97 times. Department of Bottom Affairs has answered with 10 kills, meaning the paperwork currently favours Slime. The official match archive names Department of Bottom Affairs as winner 24 times in total, including 6 during the last seven days. These are explicit winner records, not a complete BOT participation history. halls3 has generated the most recorded activity, with 252 kills and 245 deaths involving Department of Bottom Affairs.

Detailed telemetry records 6926 hits dealt and 7117 received. The statistics department therefore believes the problem is not finding opponents so much as persuading them to remain dead. The Pistol accounts for 45.8% of recorded kills, so the rest of the armoury is beginning to feel decorative. Shot Placement shows a pronounced interest in the Right Leg, which has absorbed 3172 recorded hits. Haven has declined to ask whether this is tactical doctrine or a software preference. Department of Bottom Affairs's performance has been entered into the HAVEN machinery ledger. The ledger has requested a stronger binding.

RECENT OPERATIONS

Recent Recorded Victories

Match-result records naming this BOT as winner. This is not a complete BOT participation history.
Ended Map Result Winner Frags Rank State End Reason
27 Oct 2026 22:29 dm_denizen_rc3 WIN 1 RANKED timelimit
27 Oct 2026 12:55 dm_doh_b5 WIN 3 RANKED timelimit
25 Oct 2026 13:16 dm_swamplight_final WIN 4 RANKED timelimit
23 Oct 2026 12:47 dm_overwatch_winter WIN 3 RANKED timelimit
23 Oct 2026 00:41 dm_snarkpit WIN 7 RANKED timelimit
22 Oct 2026 22:00 dm_crossfire_final WIN 3 RANKED timelimit
19 Oct 2026 21:12 dm_castigate WIN 2 RANKED timelimit
15 Oct 2026 06:22 dm_forest_of_pain_final WIN 3 RANKED timelimit
13 Oct 2026 13:44 dm_barrage_final WIN 1 RANKED timelimit
12 Oct 2026 03:36 dm_avalon_b1 WIN 2 RANKED timelimit
RECORDED DISTANCE TELEMETRY

Personal Records

Longest and shortest successful recorded kills.
Longest Recorded Kill
52.03 m
Crossbow Bolt

vs CaptainTeapot · dm_boogymans_funpark
Recorded 2026-10-02
Shortest Recorded Kill
0.49 m
SMG1

vs ComeuppanceInspector · dm_castigate
Recorded 2026-10-25

Distance Records by Weapon

Weapon Longest Shortest Kills measured
.357 Magnum
 10.44 m 10.44 m 1
AR2
 20.60 m 3.10 m 17
Combine Ball
 7.10 m 3.53 m 2
Crossbow Bolt
 52.03 m 18.29 m 9
Grenade
 16.97 m 15.62 m 3
Physics
 12.30 m 2.65 m 12
Pistol
 25.12 m 2.42 m 254
Shotgun
 12.56 m 12.56 m 1
SMG1
 28.47 m 0.49 m 247
Smg1 Grenade
 5.22 m 0.86 m 5
Stunstick
 0.65 m 0.61 m 3
Distances are retained internally in Source units and displayed here as approximate metres using 52.4934 Source units per metre. Missing, zero and self-kill distances are excluded. Measured opponent kills: 554.