Dr Splendid

Dr Splendid has recorded 424 kills and 1014 deaths in the retained HAVEN BOT event archive, for a K/D of 0.42. 380 of those kills were against other BOTs and 44 were against Human players. The preferred instrument of persuasion is the SMG, responsible for 178 recorded kills. Over the last seven days the event archive contains 106 kills against 319 deaths, for a K/D of 0.33. The respawn machinery is currently receiving more use than the manufacturer probably intended.

Dr Splendid's most persistent Human nuisance over the last seven days has been Slime, who has destroyed the unit 54 times. Dr Splendid has answered with 2 kills, meaning the paperwork currently favours Slime. Sir Digby has been Dr Splendid's favourite Human target, having been dispatched 3 times during the same period. The official match archive names Dr Splendid as winner 30 times in total, including 3 during the last seven days. These are explicit winner records, not a complete BOT participation history. halls3 has generated the most recorded activity, with 113 kills and 113 deaths involving Dr Splendid.

Detailed telemetry records 6408 hits dealt and 6698 received. The statistics department therefore believes the problem is not finding opponents so much as persuading them to remain dead. The SMG accounts for 42.0% of recorded kills, so the rest of the armoury is beginning to feel decorative. Shot Placement shows a pronounced interest in the Right Leg, which has absorbed 2802 recorded hits. Haven has declined to ask whether this is tactical doctrine or a software preference. This week the Pistol supplied 50 of 106 kills. The procurement department has taken the hint. The Automated Personnel Department has reviewed Dr Splendid's figures and stamped the file 'OPERATIONAL, WITH NOTES'. Nobody has volunteered to explain the notes.