Percy Wallop

Percy Wallop has recorded 368 kills and 1094 deaths in the retained HAVEN BOT event archive, for a K/D of 0.34. 338 of those kills were against other BOTs and 30 were against Human players. The preferred instrument of persuasion is the SMG, responsible for 161 recorded kills. Over the last seven days the event archive contains 87 kills against 171 deaths, for a K/D of 0.51. The maintenance department remains cautiously optimistic.

Percy Wallop's most persistent Human nuisance over the last seven days has been Slime, who has destroyed the unit 34 times. Percy Wallop has answered with 1 kills, meaning the paperwork currently favours Slime. Sir Digby has been Percy Wallop's favourite Human target, having been dispatched 4 times during the same period. The official match archive names Percy Wallop as winner 18 times in total, including 4 during the last seven days. These are explicit winner records, not a complete BOT participation history. dm_zest has generated the most recorded activity, with 63 kills and 71 deaths involving Percy Wallop.

Detailed telemetry records 6267 hits dealt and 6436 received. The statistics department therefore believes the problem is not finding opponents so much as persuading them to remain dead. The SMG accounts for 43.8% of recorded kills, so the rest of the armoury is beginning to feel decorative. Shot Placement shows a pronounced interest in the Right Leg, which has absorbed 2712 recorded hits. Haven has declined to ask whether this is tactical doctrine or a software preference. This week the Pistol supplied 55 of 87 kills. The procurement department has taken the hint. A committee briefly considered promoting Percy Wallop. The proposal was returned after somebody noticed the repair bill.