Sir Reginald Pigeon

Sir Reginald Pigeon has recorded 543 kills and 1226 deaths in the retained HAVEN BOT event archive, for a K/D of 0.44. 486 of those kills were against other BOTs and 57 were against Human players. The preferred instrument of persuasion is the SMG, responsible for 222 recorded kills. Over the last seven days the event archive contains 87 kills against 223 deaths, for a K/D of 0.39. The respawn machinery is currently receiving more use than the manufacturer probably intended.

Sir Reginald Pigeon's most persistent Human nuisance over the last seven days has been Slime, who has destroyed the unit 48 times. Sir Reginald Pigeon has answered with 4 kills, meaning the paperwork currently favours Slime. Bearingup has been Sir Reginald Pigeon's favourite Human target, having been dispatched 6 times during the same period. The official match archive names Sir Reginald Pigeon as winner 30 times in total, including 8 during the last seven days. These are explicit winner records, not a complete BOT participation history. halls3 has generated the most recorded activity, with 190 kills and 173 deaths involving Sir Reginald Pigeon.

Detailed telemetry records 7706 hits dealt and 7463 received. The statistics department therefore believes the problem is not finding opponents so much as persuading them to remain dead. The SMG accounts for 40.9% of recorded kills, so the rest of the armoury is beginning to feel decorative. Shot Placement shows a pronounced interest in the Right Leg, which has absorbed 3133 recorded hits. Haven has declined to ask whether this is tactical doctrine or a software preference. This week the Pistol supplied 40 of 87 kills. The procurement department has taken the hint. Sir Reginald Pigeon's performance has been entered into the HAVEN machinery ledger. The ledger has requested a stronger binding.