The Department of Ow

The Department of Ow has recorded 552 kills and 1241 deaths in the retained HAVEN BOT event archive, for a K/D of 0.44. 501 of those kills were against other BOTs and 51 were against Human players. The preferred instrument of persuasion is the Pistol, responsible for 242 recorded kills. Over the last seven days the event archive contains 122 kills against 328 deaths, for a K/D of 0.37. The respawn machinery is currently receiving more use than the manufacturer probably intended.

The Department of Ow's most persistent Human nuisance over the last seven days has been Slime, who has destroyed the unit 123 times. The Department of Ow has answered with 8 kills, meaning the paperwork currently favours Slime. The official match archive names The Department of Ow as winner 36 times in total, including 8 during the last seven days. These are explicit winner records, not a complete BOT participation history. halls3 has generated the most recorded activity, with 141 kills and 137 deaths involving The Department of Ow.

Detailed telemetry records 8022 hits dealt and 7254 received. The statistics department therefore believes the problem is not finding opponents so much as persuading them to remain dead. The Pistol accounts for 43.8% of recorded kills, so the rest of the armoury is beginning to feel decorative. Shot Placement shows a pronounced interest in the Right Leg, which has absorbed 3717 recorded hits. Haven has declined to ask whether this is tactical doctrine or a software preference. This week the Pistol supplied 60 of 122 kills. The procurement department has taken the hint. Engineering confirms that The Department of Ow remains within normal BOT tolerances, although nobody is entirely sure who wrote the tolerances.