Mr Slightly Confused

Mr Slightly Confused has recorded 508 kills and 1244 deaths in the retained HAVEN BOT event archive, for a K/D of 0.41. 461 of those kills were against other BOTs and 47 were against Human players. The preferred instrument of persuasion is the Pistol, responsible for 247 recorded kills. Over the last seven days the event archive contains 89 kills against 255 deaths, for a K/D of 0.35. The respawn machinery is currently receiving more use than the manufacturer probably intended.

Mr Slightly Confused's most persistent Human nuisance over the last seven days has been Sir Digby, who has destroyed the unit 43 times. Mr Slightly Confused has answered with 2 kills, meaning the paperwork currently favours Sir Digby. Slime has been Mr Slightly Confused's favourite Human target, having been dispatched 6 times during the same period. The official match archive names Mr Slightly Confused as winner 22 times in total, including 1 during the last seven days. These are explicit winner records, not a complete BOT participation history. halls3 has generated the most recorded activity, with 162 kills and 187 deaths involving Mr Slightly Confused.

Detailed telemetry records 7977 hits dealt and 7868 received. The statistics department therefore believes the problem is not finding opponents so much as persuading them to remain dead. The Pistol accounts for 48.6% of recorded kills, so the rest of the armoury is beginning to feel decorative. Shot Placement shows a pronounced interest in the Right Leg, which has absorbed 3437 recorded hits. Haven has declined to ask whether this is tactical doctrine or a software preference. This week the Pistol supplied 55 of 89 kills. The procurement department has taken the hint. Mr Slightly Confused's performance has been entered into the HAVEN machinery ledger. The ledger has requested a stronger binding.