General Mayhem

General Mayhem has recorded 445 kills and 1144 deaths in the retained HAVEN BOT event archive, for a K/D of 0.39. 395 of those kills were against other BOTs and 50 were against Human players. The preferred instrument of persuasion is the Pistol, responsible for 184 recorded kills. Over the last seven days the event archive contains 96 kills against 241 deaths, for a K/D of 0.40. The respawn machinery is currently receiving more use than the manufacturer probably intended.

General Mayhem's most persistent Human nuisance over the last seven days has been Slime, who has destroyed the unit 50 times. General Mayhem has answered with 1 kills, meaning the paperwork currently favours Slime. <ACR> Rambo has been General Mayhem's favourite Human target, having been dispatched 4 times during the same period. The official match archive names General Mayhem as winner 24 times in total, including 4 during the last seven days. These are explicit winner records, not a complete BOT participation history. halls3 has generated the most recorded activity, with 110 kills and 120 deaths involving General Mayhem.

Detailed telemetry records 7190 hits dealt and 7517 received. The statistics department therefore believes the problem is not finding opponents so much as persuading them to remain dead. The Pistol accounts for 41.3% of recorded kills, so the rest of the armoury is beginning to feel decorative. Shot Placement shows a pronounced interest in the Right Leg, which has absorbed 3226 recorded hits. Haven has declined to ask whether this is tactical doctrine or a software preference. Engineering confirms that General Mayhem remains within normal BOT tolerances, although nobody is entirely sure who wrote the tolerances.