The Beige Knight

The Beige Knight has recorded 411 kills and 731 deaths in the retained HAVEN BOT event archive, for a K/D of 0.56. 360 of those kills were against other BOTs and 51 were against Human players. The preferred instrument of persuasion is the Pistol, responsible for 188 recorded kills. Over the last seven days the event archive contains 78 kills against 151 deaths, for a K/D of 0.52. The maintenance department remains cautiously optimistic.

The Beige Knight's most persistent Human nuisance over the last seven days has been Slime, who has destroyed the unit 49 times. The Beige Knight has answered with 5 kills, meaning the paperwork currently favours Slime. The official match archive names The Beige Knight as winner 33 times in total, including 7 during the last seven days. These are explicit winner records, not a complete BOT participation history. halls3 has generated the most recorded activity, with 131 kills and 96 deaths involving The Beige Knight.

Detailed telemetry records 6166 hits dealt and 4840 received. The statistics department therefore believes the problem is not finding opponents so much as persuading them to remain dead. The Pistol accounts for 45.7% of recorded kills, so the rest of the armoury is beginning to feel decorative. Shot Placement shows a pronounced interest in the Right Leg, which has absorbed 2684 recorded hits. Haven has declined to ask whether this is tactical doctrine or a software preference. This week the Pistol supplied 36 of 78 kills. The procurement department has taken the hint. The Beige Knight's performance has been entered into the HAVEN machinery ledger. The ledger has requested a stronger binding.