The Rubber Ring Inspector

The Rubber Ring Inspector has recorded 434 kills and 1155 deaths in the retained HAVEN BOT event archive, for a K/D of 0.38. 379 of those kills were against other BOTs and 55 were against Human players. The preferred instrument of persuasion is the Pistol, responsible for 174 recorded kills. Over the last seven days the event archive contains 121 kills against 312 deaths, for a K/D of 0.39. The respawn machinery is currently receiving more use than the manufacturer probably intended.

The Rubber Ring Inspector's most persistent Human nuisance over the last seven days has been Slime, who has destroyed the unit 125 times. The Rubber Ring Inspector has answered with 7 kills, meaning the paperwork currently favours Slime. The official match archive names The Rubber Ring Inspector as winner 44 times in total, including 11 during the last seven days. These are explicit winner records, not a complete BOT participation history. dm_zest has generated the most recorded activity, with 95 kills and 81 deaths involving The Rubber Ring Inspector.

Detailed telemetry records 6998 hits dealt and 5854 received. The statistics department therefore believes the problem is not finding opponents so much as persuading them to remain dead. The Pistol accounts for 40.1% of recorded kills, so the rest of the armoury is beginning to feel decorative. Shot Placement shows a pronounced interest in the Right Leg, which has absorbed 2953 recorded hits. Haven has declined to ask whether this is tactical doctrine or a software preference. This week the Pistol supplied 63 of 121 kills. The procurement department has taken the hint. Engineering confirms that The Rubber Ring Inspector remains within normal BOT tolerances, although nobody is entirely sure who wrote the tolerances.