Sir Wibbleton

Sir Wibbleton has recorded 374 kills and 856 deaths in the retained HAVEN BOT event archive, for a K/D of 0.44. 338 of those kills were against other BOTs and 36 were against Human players. The preferred instrument of persuasion is the Pistol, responsible for 181 recorded kills. Over the last seven days the event archive contains 66 kills against 163 deaths, for a K/D of 0.40. The respawn machinery is currently receiving more use than the manufacturer probably intended.

Sir Wibbleton's most persistent Human nuisance over the last seven days has been Slime, who has destroyed the unit 60 times. Sir Wibbleton has answered with 3 kills, meaning the paperwork currently favours Slime. The official match archive names Sir Wibbleton as winner 25 times in total, including 7 during the last seven days. These are explicit winner records, not a complete BOT participation history. halls3 has generated the most recorded activity, with 103 kills and 123 deaths involving Sir Wibbleton.

Detailed telemetry records 5432 hits dealt and 4932 received. The statistics department therefore believes the problem is not finding opponents so much as persuading them to remain dead. The Pistol accounts for 48.4% of recorded kills, so the rest of the armoury is beginning to feel decorative. Shot Placement shows a pronounced interest in the Right Leg, which has absorbed 2456 recorded hits. Haven has declined to ask whether this is tactical doctrine or a software preference. This week the Pistol supplied 35 of 66 kills. The procurement department has taken the hint. A committee briefly considered promoting Sir Wibbleton. The proposal was returned after somebody noticed the repair bill.