The Honourable Git

The Honourable Git has recorded 396 kills and 765 deaths in the retained HAVEN BOT event archive, for a K/D of 0.52. 352 of those kills were against other BOTs and 44 were against Human players. The preferred instrument of persuasion is the Pistol, responsible for 173 recorded kills. Over the last seven days the event archive contains 49 kills against 106 deaths, for a K/D of 0.46. The respawn machinery is currently receiving more use than the manufacturer probably intended.

The Honourable Git's most persistent Human nuisance over the last seven days has been Slime, who has destroyed the unit 31 times. The Honourable Git has answered with 6 kills, meaning the paperwork currently favours Slime. The official match archive names The Honourable Git as winner 42 times in total, including 6 during the last seven days. These are explicit winner records, not a complete BOT participation history. halls3 has generated the most recorded activity, with 80 kills and 105 deaths involving The Honourable Git.

Detailed telemetry records 4711 hits dealt and 3666 received. The statistics department therefore believes the problem is not finding opponents so much as persuading them to remain dead. The Pistol accounts for 43.7% of recorded kills, so the rest of the armoury is beginning to feel decorative. Shot Placement shows a pronounced interest in the Right Leg, which has absorbed 2052 recorded hits. Haven has declined to ask whether this is tactical doctrine or a software preference. The Honourable Git's performance has been entered into the HAVEN machinery ledger. The ledger has requested a stronger binding.