Major Injury

Major Injury has recorded 390 kills and 895 deaths in the retained HAVEN BOT event archive, for a K/D of 0.44. 352 of those kills were against other BOTs and 38 were against Human players. The preferred instrument of persuasion is the Pistol, responsible for 186 recorded kills. Over the last seven days the event archive contains 75 kills against 203 deaths, for a K/D of 0.37. The respawn machinery is currently receiving more use than the manufacturer probably intended.

Major Injury's most persistent Human nuisance over the last seven days has been Slime, who has destroyed the unit 56 times. Major Injury has answered with 4 kills, meaning the paperwork currently favours Slime. The official match archive names Major Injury as winner 33 times in total, including 8 during the last seven days. These are explicit winner records, not a complete BOT participation history. dm_zest has generated the most recorded activity, with 83 kills and 106 deaths involving Major Injury.

Detailed telemetry records 5218 hits dealt and 5097 received. The statistics department therefore believes the problem is not finding opponents so much as persuading them to remain dead. The Pistol accounts for 47.7% of recorded kills, so the rest of the armoury is beginning to feel decorative. Shot Placement shows a pronounced interest in the Right Leg, which has absorbed 2248 recorded hits. Haven has declined to ask whether this is tactical doctrine or a software preference. Major Injury's performance has been entered into the HAVEN machinery ledger. The ledger has requested a stronger binding.