Bricklin Recovery Service

Bricklin Recovery Service has recorded 507 kills and 1199 deaths in the retained HAVEN BOT event archive, for a K/D of 0.42. 430 of those kills were against other BOTs and 77 were against Human players. The preferred instrument of persuasion is the Pistol, responsible for 233 recorded kills. Over the last seven days the event archive contains 106 kills against 253 deaths, for a K/D of 0.42. The respawn machinery is currently receiving more use than the manufacturer probably intended.

Bricklin Recovery Service's most persistent Human nuisance over the last seven days has been Slime, who has destroyed the unit 47 times. Bricklin Recovery Service has answered with 8 kills, meaning the paperwork currently favours Slime. The official match archive names Bricklin Recovery Service as winner 29 times in total, including 7 during the last seven days. These are explicit winner records, not a complete BOT participation history. dm_zest has generated the most recorded activity, with 126 kills and 150 deaths involving Bricklin Recovery Service.

Detailed telemetry records 7169 hits dealt and 6611 received. The statistics department therefore believes the problem is not finding opponents so much as persuading them to remain dead. The Pistol accounts for 46.0% of recorded kills, so the rest of the armoury is beginning to feel decorative. Shot Placement shows a pronounced interest in the Right Leg, which has absorbed 3301 recorded hits. Haven has declined to ask whether this is tactical doctrine or a software preference. This week the Pistol supplied 57 of 106 kills. The procurement department has taken the hint. Engineering confirms that Bricklin Recovery Service remains within normal BOT tolerances, although nobody is entirely sure who wrote the tolerances.