Mrs Miggins' Hitman

Mrs Miggins' Hitman has recorded 382 kills and 1058 deaths in the retained HAVEN BOT event archive, for a K/D of 0.36. 335 of those kills were against other BOTs and 47 were against Human players. The preferred instrument of persuasion is the SMG, responsible for 159 recorded kills. Over the last seven days the event archive contains 61 kills against 227 deaths, for a K/D of 0.27. The respawn machinery is currently receiving more use than the manufacturer probably intended.

Mrs Miggins' Hitman's most persistent Human nuisance over the last seven days has been Slime, who has destroyed the unit 58 times. Mrs Miggins' Hitman has answered with 3 kills, meaning the paperwork currently favours Slime. Blade4ever has been Mrs Miggins' Hitman's favourite Human target, having been dispatched 4 times during the same period. The official match archive names Mrs Miggins' Hitman as winner 28 times in total, including 3 during the last seven days. These are explicit winner records, not a complete BOT participation history. halls3 has generated the most recorded activity, with 106 kills and 116 deaths involving Mrs Miggins' Hitman.

Detailed telemetry records 5483 hits dealt and 5099 received. The statistics department therefore believes the problem is not finding opponents so much as persuading them to remain dead. The SMG accounts for 41.6% of recorded kills, so the rest of the armoury is beginning to feel decorative. Shot Placement shows a pronounced interest in the Right Leg, which has absorbed 2163 recorded hits. Haven has declined to ask whether this is tactical doctrine or a software preference. This week the SMG supplied 28 of 61 kills. The procurement department has taken the hint. A committee briefly considered promoting Mrs Miggins' Hitman. The proposal was returned after somebody noticed the repair bill.