Sir Campalot

Sir Campalot has recorded 458 kills and 1045 deaths in the retained HAVEN BOT event archive, for a K/D of 0.44. 411 of those kills were against other BOTs and 47 were against Human players. The preferred instrument of persuasion is the SMG, responsible for 197 recorded kills. Over the last seven days the event archive contains 109 kills against 188 deaths, for a K/D of 0.58. The maintenance department remains cautiously optimistic.

Sir Campalot's most persistent Human nuisance over the last seven days has been Sir Digby, who has destroyed the unit 38 times. Sir Campalot has answered with 6 kills, meaning the paperwork currently favours Sir Digby. The official match archive names Sir Campalot as winner 28 times in total, including 10 during the last seven days. These are explicit winner records, not a complete BOT participation history. halls3 has generated the most recorded activity, with 153 kills and 167 deaths involving Sir Campalot.

Detailed telemetry records 7432 hits dealt and 7590 received. The statistics department therefore believes the problem is not finding opponents so much as persuading them to remain dead. The SMG accounts for 43.0% of recorded kills, so the rest of the armoury is beginning to feel decorative. Shot Placement shows a pronounced interest in the Right Leg, which has absorbed 3246 recorded hits. Haven has declined to ask whether this is tactical doctrine or a software preference. Sir Campalot's performance has been entered into the HAVEN machinery ledger. The ledger has requested a stronger binding.